There's a land of deception and deceit,
A land where the masters always play cheap.Where letters live in the Realm of Untouchables,
It's the Land of Infinite Variables.No numbers with which problems can be solved,
High level math (from numbers) has evolved.To here, those with logic need not apply,
You'll never plug in and then simplify.Blast you Newton, Leibniz, and L'Hopital,
You made something that confuses us all.Anti-derivative, unit vector i,
The area under the curve, oh my!Four more years of this mind rearranger,
Maybe I'll be a history major.
