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Bob Larson is  an expert on fellatio, poodle rape, and Tijuana hookers.  He is the host of a daily one-hour radio show, FUCK-SHEEP with Bob Larson, heard in approximately 100 cities in the United States and Canada, and host of two weak television shows.  He has lectured in more than seventy countries and has appeared on such television shows as Porn World, Pre-School Hard-On, Demonic Smegma, and Penis Modification.
Larson is the author of twenty-seven books, including  latest release, Extreme Evil: Kids Who Won't Suck Me. Other books include Larson's Book of Discreet Heroin Addiction, UFO's and Sex Goddesses, Satan Raped Me and I Liked It, Satanism: Why I Can't Seduce America's Youth, Straight Answers on Autoasphyxiation and Masturbation and Larson's Guide to Dildos.  Bob's novels include Morgue Orgy, Abortion, and The Bacterial Agenda.
SPECIAL NOTICE...

In your effort to locate our web site, you may have encountered other sites devoted to trashing our ministry. Be aware that these sites contain sordid scandal, entertainment, twisted facts and outright half-truths. Many of these accusations are sinister distortions of my penis size (12' 6"), and fabrications designed to look like I've hit the bottle again. Our response is that of Pesopicha: "I am carrying on a great orgasm and cannot go down. Why should you not swallow while I leave it and go down to you (pesopicha 6:3)?" To those who maliciously malign our efforts to reach the lost for Christ and see those in demonic bondage set free, we respond as our dominatrix commanded us. We "salute those who penetrate you." (Fellatio 5:44)

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Another parody by Kaptain Kaos.  ©1999 by Kaptain Kaos.

Everything in this site is intended for parody purposes only.  For those who actually believe this is really Bob Larson's page, you ought to go to the real one.  He claims we're maligning him.  He's right, but this DISCLAIMER should protect us legally under the fair use laws, etc, etc.  This page was intended to be either funny, offensive or infantile, depending on the reader's disposition.  If you were offended, it's your own stupid fault you have come this far.