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Has the legendary Johnny Moondog been living in a secret Polar base for twenty years? Did he abandon his celebrated cronies Morrison & Elvis in favor of a contemplative life in an arctic wasteland?!!! Has Moondog become a hermit?!!! When two eminent Soviet scientists recently proposed this theory, shockwaves were sent throughout the entire world. Now for the first time we are making available the astonishing revelations that are causing a revolution in our perception of the Moondog. You ask, "where is our beloved Johnny?" Look no further!! You have reached Johnny Moondog's lost Fortress of Solitude. This Polar retreat has provided Mr. Moondog the privacy he so desperately needed after the much publicized scandal in Bolivia. Living in complete isolation these many years, Johnny's only companion has been an arctic hare named Gideon.
We are perhaps finally piecing together the events which lead to Moondog's icy sojourn. Johnny, who was becoming seriously concerned with the Kings jelly donut intake, sabotaged a donut factory in Bolivia. The media frenzy which followed this event would once again drive the famous DJ into hiding. Hounded by journalists and unable to control the flow of jelly donuts going into Graceland, Johnny packed a few cherished belongings such as his rare original edition of the "Book of Popular Science" and went North.
Links pertaining to Moondog The Official Johnny Moondog Site The UNofficial Johnny Moondog Site Mister Snappy's Information Center Johnny was known to sometimes sport Iron Maiden items
In no way does this site advocate the twisted theories of Dr. Robert Orpheus or The Institute of Moondog Studies. 
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