Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never let me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a superman. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your armageddon clock, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
