"I'm scared of swimming in oceans and lakes.Not because I'm scared of drowning,but because I could be bitten by snakes and stuff!"

"In this lifetime, I haven't had a girlfriend"

"Yeah, and sometimes clint... clint will just have this really loud one.. Its like [makes snoring sound]"

"Jetlag..Jetlag sucks!"

"We can annoy each other pretty equally. If we want to annoy each other we just go right ahead."

"Hey man.....man......my name's DAVE." (after a host called him Scott)

What others say about him:

Bob on Dave: " Funny thing is, he's very quiet in interviews and stuff, but once he gets one on one with anybody around, he'll talk to you forever!"

CLINT - "You know what? Dave is really from a mental institute."