HI! I'M CIFIRTACUS! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CIFIRTACUS WEBPAGE! HERE YOU CAN FIND JUST ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY MOVIE OR MY COMIC. YOU CAN FIND OUT ALL ABOUT THE CHARACTERS, READ A REVIEW OF "CIFIRTACUS COMICS", READ MY MOVIE'S SCRIPT, VISIT MY CHATROOM,OR EVEN LOOK AT MY COMIC ADVENTURES.
Cifirtacus Slugster,
Cifirtacus's Ship, Space
August 7, 1999
PS: THE ALL-CAPS FORMAT IS CAUSED BY OUR TRANSMITTING FROM SO FAR AWAY. WE ARE IN THE DEPTHS OF OUTER SPACE AND OUR ONLY WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PLANET IS BY A MACHINE SIMILAR TO A TELEGRAPH. OUR CONNECTIONS ON EARTH DESIGNED THE REST OF THE SITE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
-SOCRATES, CIFIRTACUS'S SIDEKICK
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