"HSaMRE10"
Lyrics by Kane Lynch and Ben Powell
Based on the "MST Love Theme" by Joel Hodgeson
SEASONS ONE THROUGH FIVE
In the not-to-distant past
at Laguna Middle School
There were a bunch of dumassed kids who did little more than drool.
Miss Simons did the best she could
The kids babbled on about their West Side hood.
She tried real hard to teach up the place
BUT HER STUDENTS DIDN'T LEARN JACK SO THEY SHOT HER INTO SPACE!!!!!
(Simons says:) "1+1 is 2 you little s**ts!"
(Students say:) "We'll send her lame word problems- (oo-oo-oo)
-the most baffling we can find- (la la la)
She'll have to sit and solve them all and they will
blow her mind!"
Now keep in mind she can't control how challenging they become.
Because the students control her life no matter how they're dumb."
PENCIL ROLL CALL!
2! (I'm normal!)
3! (Special occasions!)
2.5! (Halfway there!)
Oooooooooooooooooooooooone! (I'm nonexistent!)
If you're wondering how she keeps them sharp and other simple stuff-
-just remember to keep you big mouth shut
and sit back on your duff.
For...
HISTORY SCIENCE AND MATH
ROOM E10!
(Guitar chord)
After season five Miss Simons left the show
and was replaced by Mister Huck.
SEASON SIX
In the not-to-distant past
Way over in E13
West side Homey G, and some punk kid
are doing an illegal thing.
The got reassigned to Mister Huck
Just a normal teacher they considered a pile o' muck.
They needed a new guy to drive insane,
So they launched him into space just to cause him lotsa pain!
Huck: "I just wanna teach!"
Students: "We'll send him lame word problems oo-oo-oo
The most screwed up we can find. La la la.
He'll have to sit and solve them all
And they will blow his mind!
Now keep in mind he can't control how challenging they become.
Because he's either really tired or just simply dumb.
Pencil Roll Call!
2! Standard version!
3! More original!
2.5! Best of Both worlds!
Onnnnnnnnne! I'm not made!
If you're wondering how he keeps them sharp
and other simple stuff,
Just remember to keep your big mouth shut,
and sit back on your duff!
For…
History Science and Math!
Room E-10!
(heavy guitar chord)
The series was canceled shortly thereafter. Fortunately
for fans, it was picked up by a new station. The original
Westside Homie G had quit the show and was replaced by his
"brothuh homie" G.
SEASONS 8 THROUGH 10
In the not too distant past
In some unspecified room,
Mister Huck and his pencil pals are awaiting their final doom.
They try to survive the wrath of G,
just an evil guy worse than you or me,
From his ghetto below he sets his sights real high,
just to make Mister Huck go insane and DIE!!!!!!!
We'll send him lame word problems (oo-oo-oo)
the most baffling we can find (la la la)
He'll have to sit and solve them all and they will blow his mind!
Now keep in mind he can't can't control how challenging they become,
because he either doesn't care or is just simply dumb.
BRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
PENCIL ROLL CALL!
2! Nothing Special!
3! Ultra-rare!
2.5! Getting closer!
Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne! Try To find me!
If you're wondering how he keeps them sharp and other simple stuff la la la,
just remember to keep your big mouth shut, and sit back on your duff.
For...
HISTORY SCIENCE AND MATH ROOM E10!
BRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
MST3K is (c) Best Brains Inc. We are not trying to
contend with that copyright. SAW-EY! Anyway...
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