know someone with a Mullet? got a pic of it? Then mail it and do yourself and your country a service

This is a class "A"..Tard Mullet the most dangerous of all mullets note the Evil growth on top that drains the I.Q of the host, This is in the late stages of Mulletness as it is slowly taking over the hosts head. as you know most mullets are short on top we thought that was the case with all Mullets, but we were very wrong. the tard mullet does have all the features of other mullets thought with the Mullets tail about avarage and optional porn star tash, But is much much more dangerous and should be avoided at all cost.

Top Mullet spotting tips..
• The most obvious and easyest mullet to spot is the USA pride mullet® looks like a short back and sides, Then you notice the subject has a dead cat stapled to the back of his/her!! head.
• The Bullet® ..the subject seems to have a compleatly bald head then you notice that that theres a tail coming out of the back of thier head, Pin the tail on the donkey ? I think not.
• The permed mullet® see pic above shocking but true.