Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the way they watch too much Star Trek .
They want to give hangnails to all The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and imprison resisters in the Bermuda Triangle using super-enhanced golf carts .
In order to prepare for this, we all must corner the market on Super-Soakers . Since the media is controlled by Ed the talking Mule we should get our information from Crazy!, the magazine for the Lunatic Fringe.
