Star Trek Jokes
Top Ten Reasons the Crew Hates Neelix's Cooking
- 10: Two words: Kazon saliva.
- 9: Kidney is not a breakfast food.
- 8: A little confused by the soup fork.
- 7: Can't take any more "cream of yesterday."
- 6: Swill du Jour.
- 5: Square meals means diced carrots.
- 4: Teusday is fungus night!
- 3: The fruitcake leaks.
- 2: Pleeka rind.
- 1: Jelly à la Neelix.
Top Ten Borg Recipes
- 10: Blackened Borg Braise à la Borg
- 9: Borg-a-bob
- 8: McBorg
- 7: Borg on a Bun
- 6: Borg Kibble
- 5: Borg Bisque with Shredded Borganzola Cheese
- 4: All-you-can-eat Borg's Big Boy Borscht
- 3: Borg Berry Cobbler
- 2: String Cheese
- 1: Smorgasborg
