We iS teh 133+357 N3rFerz!!!!1 Yuo si n0t woRthy f@gg0t!!!!111

Muwahahahahahahaha!!!! Welcome to teh best nerf site ever!!!!! I 1s UltraNerfer100831 and i will be your MD for tod4y (Mast3r of Destruction that is, muwahahahahaha!!!). If you want super-c00l and acurate gun reviews and informative indepth articles, thi5 is where its at!!!! Yuo can go to one of the sectionz below or take a peek and new content lower down on this page.

Reviews: the 1337+357 Nerf gun reviews on the net. A total of 3 and a half so far!!! Ultra-Accurate range testign, sorta!!!!!11

Mods: a extensive collexion of generic m0ds that can be seen 0n any of the 300 other nerf sites. aLso, mods we stole from other sItes!!! Missing certain crucial details!!!!!11

Articles: Exploring deep issues pertaining to the sport of Nerf and its future. Actually, more like angry, rambling manifest0s!!!!! Inc0herent too!! Written by 1337|\|3|2f3|2!!!

Ummm...that's really all the sections we have right now. We'd have more but Jake's the only one that has the motor skills necessary for operating the computer and we can't get him to get off his ass and stop watching that por(DOOD, SHUT UP!!!!-Jake) Ahem...or you can go to this crap page but it's totally non-1337.


This site is dedicated to Eric Stryker! He is the one and only true Nerf GOd. He is my only superior in terms of /\/3rf 5KiLL2! I worship him and regularly sacrifice newborn sheep in order to appease him.

erf On Eric!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


GYROSTRIKE REVIEW by aZnMoFo666:

RANGE:120 ft unmodded
Accuracy: 204%
Rate of Fire:.0000000001 seconds per shot
WOW THIS GUN IS SO COOL!!!!!!!111 IT SI THE BEST EVER EVEN BETTER THAN TEH WHIPTAIL SCORPOIN!!!! THE DARTS ARE REALLY BIG AND MAKE GREAT D....UMMMM NEVERMIND. SOME WILL SAY "HEY MAN WEREN't JOO ON LSD WHEN YOU DID THE RANGE TESTING???//" BUT I SAY F*** YOU ERIC S. WILL SMITE YOU JUST LIKE HE DID ALL THE OTHERRS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!! HA!

SCORE: 37/10


SM750 mod from Sandman...er, i mean OD_NerFd00d437:

Ok, the first thing you have to do is open up the gun. Don't ask me how to do so without destroying the case because I'm not going to tell you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha....ahem, anyways the next step is to plug up the air restrictor, Then cut the barrell and glue on some pvc (i forgot what kind or how long, you figure it out yourself, @sSw1pe!!!1). Put the gun back together and smear it with pig's blood (this makes it more powerful!). Don't forget to etch crosses on your darts!!
Visuals always help when modding (no not that gay porn you keep under you're matress f@Gg0t), so here's a pic, a la Yakkman, that will make the mod immesurably easier (be careful! you may have an epiphany after seeing it!):


don't you feel enlightened?? I sure do....or maybe it's just those 30 pixie sticks I just ate...


aritcle by 1337|\|3|2f3|2!!!! Here's a tidbit:

Man w|-|at iz uŞ w1t|-| all thiz craŞ tehs3 dayz! P3oŞle like that faGot Sp00n and Vacc. t3hy don't kn0w anythi|\|g about Nerf. tehy go around with teh1r preciouz Cr0ssbowz and Powerclips. Man wh@t teh hell iz up \/\/ith tha7!!!! Everyone knowz 7ha7 those gu|\|Z c@n't beat teh 5lingshot an|) Whiptail Scorpi0n. I use Crossb0wz to wipe m¥ ass. 3ric S7r¥ker iz teh tru3 nerf god. Y3ah, first 9uy to mod a gun my a$s. I 1s modding before that Spo0n fag waz 3ven born!!!! I waz mod|)1ng R4z0r FiNz in t3h w0mb man!!!!! Me and my cr3w, t3H 0rder of Destruction, iz teh m0st 1337 nerferz ever!!!!!!! Except for Eric S.!! And WTF iz up with those new straitjackts???!! tehy're so |-|aRd to get out of!!!!!! I can't e\/en ch3w my way out anym0r3!!!!!111

W0w!! I can hardly wait to read teh rest of it!!!


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