A Lesson in Grammar

These days, it seems as if correct grammar is a lost and forgotten practice in American culture. However, this egregious neglect only causes me to strive harder to enlighten the masses on the Rules of Grammar and, if need be, act like an obnoxious little twat and correct other people's speech. In today's grammar lesson, we will present an incorrect sentence and then its correct form.

Wrong: She ain't went to see where he at.
Right: She has not gone to see where he is.

Wrong: There isn't nothin' that nobody can do for them freaks and losers.
Right: There is nothing that anybody can do for those freaks and losers.

Wrong: If I was him, I'd try and find the person that she went out wit'.
Right: If I were he, I'd try to find the person out with whom she went.

Wrong: Me and him's gonna beat the crap out o' you.
Right: He and I are going to beat the crap out of you.

Wrong: Nah, I mean I seriously will beat the crap out o' you. I mean, what dah hell is up wit' "the person out with whom she went"? It don't make no sense, asshole.
Right: It's called not ending a sentence with a preposition and maybe you'd know about it if you weren't trying to to speak ebonics despite the fact that you are a prissy little white kid.

Wrong: F*** you.
Right: F*** you, b*tch.