Teacher: Hukku, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Hukku: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!'When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, 'I want a boat.'The second boy said I want a truck.'
And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.'
Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?'
The little boy said, 'because when my Dad
finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill
us all!'

Q:What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized !

Laloo and Rabri are on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
The nation!