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Bill Gates that is... FREE to good HOME !!!
Speaking of the Devil.......
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A live view of Halifax harbour from the offices of Brooknorth.
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Jacquie's acclaim has increased ten fold since she was commissioned
to produce
both, "THE ALASKA AVIATION SERIES"
and the "THE ALASKA RAILROAD SERIES."
Each new print in the series has succeeded wonderfully in capturing the
mystique of the airplanes and locomotives that have played an integral part
in Alaska's history. These workhorses remain vital to our frontier lifestyle
even today. An original signed and numbered print has been produced for each
series annually, beginning in 1992.
In addition, each matted print includes a 1oz Proof Silver Medallion from the
Alaska Mint depicting that year's scene. Valued highly by many Alaskans, these
prints quickly became favorites of investors partially because they have
continually risen in value with each new offering.
Set against a backdrop of rugged Alaskan scenes, these prints make a fine
addition to any home or office.
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"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call.
I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before.
In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told God. "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.
"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded-his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God said "That was just the screen saver."
The following joke pokes fun at those of lower socio-economic
status, commonly known as a hick. In an effort to bring you a
service that is cruel to no one while still using funny material, I
thought I should warn you. Also note that NO bunnies were abused
in the testing of this joke.
... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.
... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks.
... you've ever used moonshine as avgas.
... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants.
... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight.
... your toothpick keeps poking your mike.
... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side.
... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.
... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock.
... you fuel your wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar.
... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee."
... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your
septic tank service.
... the set of "matching luggage" you take on your long
cross-country flights is three grocery sacks from the same Piggly
Wiggly!
... when you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck
One.
... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper!
Contributed by: FUNBOB
... your stall warning plays "Dixie."
It is really nice to get feedback, especially, if you're in the same
boat, so-to-speak and especially, if you have nice things to say !
I also like reports on things you've seen done on somebody else's website, which are new and exciting. Most of you probably didn't even read this far, but if you have, feel FREE to browse the links featured below, of things that excite MEEE !!! ( Lithgow's High Commander in" 3rd Rock" )
Tips on HTML, Airplane stories, yet more dreadful News you've heard about
China and Tibet, technological marvels, like the TOYOTA Landcruiser Stationwagon, FJ60, a marvel of cross country driving....
marvelous time wasters, such as " RIVEN ", " MYST " and "the Journeyman
Projects", whatever else you might want to share.
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Thanks much for visiting and "Good Day !!"
