Alice Parson came home
All tired to the bone
Did an extra half-shift at the factory.

And she switched the TV on,
‘cause she felt so all alone.
Needin’ strength to guide her on her way.

And the words, they eased the pain,
As they drilled into her brain
And sanctified her right to apathy.

As she lapped up all their roar
Oh, she stamped hard on the floor
And cursed, on cue, who she was told to blame.

	Chorus:
There’s a hole in Momma’s head where twisted pundits pour
All the sewage of their sickened souls and what’s more:
Conspiracies are true
If you listen through and through
And everyone is stupider than you.
………………………..
Now, Jack Parson sat around
Grumblin’ how he was so down.
“Them damn illegals is all to blame…..

Why, in the good ol’ days
We didn’t count the ‘yeas’ and ‘nays’,
We just did what came nach’ral, don’t ya know?”

And the talk-radio would spew
50 ways he had been screwed,
By a hurricane of ethnic ‘others’ on our shores.

Jack Parson’s not white trash, too
He’s more an alabaster hue . . .
‘Keeping Oath’ with Fox, Satanic cults, and Q.

		Chorus:
There a hole in Daddy’s head where pigs can fly
And libtards all go silent, by and by.
Conspiracies are true
If you listen through and through
And everyone is stupider than you.
……………………………….. 
Citizens will have their laws
and other stupid rituals.
Gosh, that Tucker Carlson nails it every time.

While those egg-heads twist the truth,
An evil cult subverts our youth,
And only one man keeps the Dems and gays at bay.

The Holocaust is just a tale
Much like Diana’s ending wail,
And Hillary’s sex slaves still dance marumba on Mars.

Global warming’s just a lie.
Those Roswell aliens didn’t die.
This Covid ‘plandemic’ is as real as ‘landing’ on the Moon.
 
	Chorus:
There’s a drum beat droning on: juicy QAnon tales;
Hark the MAGA fears and chemtrails in contrails.
Conspiracies are true
If you listen through and through
And you know that everyone’s stupider than you.