A response to the guestbook

Dave
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https://www.angelfire.com/co/davem
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Hey this is a page where I talk respond to all my guestbook comments and questions... and here it goes: First message from: Katie

homepage: https://www.angelfire.com/on/tomshow (go visit it)

Comments: Hello, Thanx for visiting my Tom Page. So you're Canadian too? I live in Tom's home town,(Ottawa) and have been watching since they were on Rogers. Well, hope ya come back to my page, See ya, -Katie p.s- Some of the Americans (SOME) are pissin' me off because they are always going on about how jealous we are of them because Tom made it bigger there. Fuck them. (Only the annoying ones!)

my response: I agree with you, I don't hate all americans, just the ones that think we're jealous, we're not jealous, we're just pissed off... The fact that I said I don't hate all americans, probably controdicts everything I said but who cares?..... How many people visit my page eh?

from: Darren Brisson

Comments: Hey Dave your the sell- out......................................................... Just KIdding(check my message for spelling mistakes) Your page is o.k. I guess!!!!! Their is a hole lot more pictures you can get now Y ou onky have about 5... Well I am going to make my own page and it's going to be way better that is when I find out how to make one>>>> Talk to you latter!!! DARE!!~!

my response: I know Darren from school, he has a hard time spelling, there's speculation that he's gay, just joking! AND DARREN IF YOU DO MAKE A BETTER PAGE..... whatever....uh......atleast I can spell

name: Owen

Homepage URL:http://members.home.net/ballisticspam

Comments: So, yeah, okay, I visited your site. The end. Now visit mine. Again.

my response: You visited my page, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH but I'm not going to visit your page, because it sucks! SO EVERYONE DON'T VISIT HIS PAGE!!!! (see what I did it's reverse psychology, I told them the truth and now they're going to your site!)

Name: Nathan Smith

Homepage URL: https://www.angelfire.com/ns/ouromovshomepage

Comments: Cool Page, Tom Green Rulz!!!!!

my response: Thank you, is it that good? and Tom Green does rule!!! thank you!!!!

Name: Korny

Homepage URL:http://come.to/kornie

Comments: if you want to improve your web site you should go to http://www.homestead.com/ because that is the best place on the internet to make a homepage

my response: Good Idea, you do that!

Name: Rebecca

Comments: I hate Pepsi One, too. It tastes like river water. Canadians are so rad, I wish I was one. :) Totally.

My response: wom this is a moment of joy... a cool american, Personally I haven't tried Pepsi One but I do hear it sucks, but wow an american that wants to be Canadian!

Name: Jen

Comments: I don't think you should hate Americans because he came to America he has a talent to be funny why can't he share with the rest of the world you shouldn't be that way

My response: HHHEEELLLLLLLOOOOO!!!!!! you say the rest of the world, it's actually just one other country and 3 countries in total or 2 continents!!!! and there's like 500 countries ok so smarten up! you stupid american!!!!

Name: Suzie

Comments: Tom Green kicks ass, but this site is lame.

My response: Hey my mom's name is Suzie!

Name:John Bovinouski

Comments: Its not nice to hate Americans, Without us there wold be no American cheese, think about it!!!

My response:hmmmmm... American Cheese? you got the right idea making it out of cow but you're supposed to use milk, not the whole cow... STUPID!!!!

Name: Theresa

Comments: I think that you shouldn't hate Americans or say anything bad about them. Americans don't do anything bad to Canadians and for some odd reason, Canadians hate Americans. Mike Myers, Jim Carrey and Tom Green came to American to "get famous". Staying in Canada wasn't getting them anywhere. Canada is a beuatiful country, I have vacationed there since I was a year old. Everyone is mad at Tom Green for leaving Canada and coming to America. That was HIS decision, think about it. He could have said no. Tom Green is sooooooooo very funny and cool and I'm soo happy he is on MTV. What do you mean, "Americans are Cockey"? I think you should take that back PDQ. You shouldn't judge ANYONE. You have no right to do so. If you look in your guest book, there are no bad comments about Canadians, only Americans. P.S The site needs work, all it does is talk about you( and how you hate Americans) and give a few pics, which aren't new.

My response: I resent that, this site doesn't only talk about me, I talk about the latest news about Tom Green, what's a PDQ? The only reason Tom went there was for the money, if you know anything, Tom is shy! did you see him on Politically Incorrect?he's shy, he didn't go there for the fame! And if you check my guestbook, there are insults against Canadians but there isn't that many because CANADA ROCKS!!!!!

Name: marina

Homepage URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/obsess/badkarmacafe/tomgreen.html

Comments: DO NOT STEAL THIS PICTURE!! By the way, I like your site, but I want you to go to mine and tell me if I can make it better

my response: what picture?

Name:Ian The King Wilkinson

Homepage URL:https://www.angelfire.com/on/bigsexyking

Comments: Hey Dave! Well i would like to asure you about geting the new shows here in Canada! I got an e-mail from the producer of the Tom Green Show.. and she said that we should be getting the shows when the first season is done in america!!! YEAHHHHHHH. And Dave how is that show coming along you were telling me about it earlyer on ICQ! Well lata!

my response: That's good news!! That show there, we filmed one episode, it was hilarious! but we have nowhere to show it!

Name:Mr. Bum Bum

Comments: You suck, American's rule. All I have to say is that you should hear the "Blame Canada" song from the South Park movie. The only good things that have come out of Canada are Tom Green and Terrence and Philip. Ok, I am going to go now. Tata

My response: Movie? we don't have movie theatre's in Canada, there's one in Toronto which shows a Charlie Chaplan silent movie, but it's too cold in that big igloo, we all live in igloos in Canada, we have no technologie here in Canada, no TV's, no Computer's, no nothing we all sit in our igloo telling stories while cuddling!

Name:nick

Homepage URL:im not a pozer like you trying to look like a real tom green fan

Comments: stop making fun of my country you peice of shit.Well i guess i can't really say anything bad about your's since I'm a Canadian American.But, are you that dumb to not know that someday some"STUPID AMERICAN" ,like me, is going to read what you said on your site and is going to hack into your computer.And why the hell do you go and make a tom green website and say it's your favorite show then call him a sellout.You are a fucken poser.get rid of your suck ass site and drag ass you hick.

my response: What's a hick? and is that a threat, and you can create an anti- Canadian site if you really want to...

Name:Christina aka ScOoBy

Homepage URL:https://www.angelfire.com/me3/skewby/index.html

Comments: Hey Dave-- Whuddup? You signed my book and asked me to check out ur page and sign your book so here ya go. Thanks for checking out my site I appreciate that, it needs work but i'll get around to that someday. So you're a fan of Tom Green huh? I watch his show every so often but not that much SORRY! But you said something about you not liking americans cuz of something.. I'm an american, that mean u don't like me?? sheesh thanx a lot... lol...ne ways check back at my site once in a while they'll be more stuff added and/or removed also do you have any suggestions bout what i could put on the page? Thanx for any info.. love me.. ps.. e mail me sometime or... add me on something if you have it: ICQ-34471518 AOL IM- Skewby02 Yahoo Pager- Sweethoney_5

my response: Americans still piss me off lots they will until Tom Green moves back to Canada! I'm very sorry but those are the breaks kids, internet relationships don't work out! And 5 messages is never enough!

Name: Andrew

Comments: I believe in you, you can make Tom Green come back to Canada, you have the power and I'm positive that your 3D show is going to be a hit, I idolize you man! Dave you're the coolest

my response: What can I say I'm flabbergasted (I don't usually use that word, but it's a kinda weird word) Anyways thanks man and what no e-mail? You suck but thanks for your support!!!

Name:-J.

Homepage URL:http://tomthesellout.homepage.com

Comments: Tom Green is the most biggest Canadian sellout of all time. We need to take him back. Join the fight against the MTV machine that has stolen him. -J. tomthesellout.homepage.com

my response: YOU RULE!!! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER (no I don't like Star Trek) we should team up! but I don't agree that he's the biggest, just the latest, like what about the band the barenaked ladies! BUT YOUR WEBPAGE IS AWESOME!!!

Name: -J

Homepage URL:http://tomthesellout.homepage.com

Comments: Also, I didn't mean to say "most biggest". Read below. -J. tomthesellout.homepage.com Name:wowzers

Homepage URL:https://www.angelfire.com/ab/busbania

Comments: yeah, tom green is preety funny...my favourite segment is when Tom is SCUBA HOOD, "I steal from the poor and give to the rich"...damn, thats just funny. Filthy pictures is also funny as hell. If you want, you can check out my page...it's "WEIRD AS HELL"!!!

my response: Wouldn't that be cool if you heard a cat bark?

Name:Pietro

Comments: Nice page it's funny. Tom Green Sucks.

my response: it's a nice page it's funny yet Tom Green, the whole concept of the page sucks! Whatever! MY NAME IS PIETRO OPPEDISSANO!!!

Name:Leanne Marie

Homepage URL:https://www.angelfire.com/hi3/LeanneMarie

Comments: Hey Dave, Nice page, Sign mine sometime :) Leanne

my response: ok I signed yours! happy?

Name:Shannon Miller

Homepage URL:http://kinkianjel.cjb.net

Comments: ToMmIe Is Da IsHhHhhH!!! AnD UsA Iz BoMb!!! DoNt SaY It SuKZ.... If It WeREnt Fa tHem mOvInG 2 Da uS I WouLd A nEvEr heRd oF ToM gReEn =( ...... bUt dA PaGe iSh mAd cOo yO... i LiKe iT aLoT! iTs rEELLLLLLL cOo..... yUp yUp... aIIghT weLL KeEp uP Da gooD WeRk kAy* oH ViEw mY sItE iTs nOt mUcH bUt iM PrOuD... iTs JuS bOuT mEe W/ PiCz n sTuFF

my response: Yeah uhhhh.... exactly, I know what you're saying, this is a common case of SHIFTERITIS!!!

Name:Darren

Homepage URL:http://www.yousuck.com

Comments: Dave nice new colors! (try some pictures!)

my response: OK asshole, let's get it on! You know as well as I know that I tried pictures but no asshole they didn't work you little fuckface!

Name: Matt

Comments: Look manb, i dont know why you are upset that Tom Green sold out to the US. Would you turn down the chance to make big bucks in the US, no i dont think so, and if you say yes then you are dumb. its not like he never comes to Canada or forgets about it, he is and always will be canadian, and now all he's doing is taking money from the US.....so what.

my response: A message to future signers, don't make your messages so long, and if you're going to, than atleast send me nude pictures of yourself, if you're a woman that is, and for the guys just fuck off! Anyways, I read some of it, first of all I'm a man not a manb, ok so learn how to spell it's man not manb, or is that some sort of american joke? Americans have problems!!! And 2. When he gets his green card when he gets married to Drew Barrymore he'll become a legal american, next thing you know he'll be asking George Bush to sign his balls (season 1 comedy network Canada) and 3. he's getting your tax money! Send him to Canada!!!!! ok cya!!!

Name:california babe

Comments: okay davie, number 1) learn to spell. Once you do that, you can put up a non-hate website that you can honestly be proud of. I am proud to be an american, (not to mention a hell of alot more tan than you). So, just because you are a pasty canadian with a funky accent doesn't mean you have to be uncivilized and bag on americans. Does the word "Jealousy" mean anything to you. You were a bad boy in your previous life, and this is why god has made you trapped in a canadian body. I understand your problem, however, don't bag on americans. Bye, bye miss american pie, throw my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.....good ol'e boys were drinking whisky and rye, are saying this will be the day that i die, this will be the day that i die...... yours truely and hand crafted to perfection in america, california babe

my response: no nude pics??? so read last message, or just he beginning of it!!

Name:amber

Comments: i love tom and want to marry him!!!!!!

my response: SO DO I!!!! well no I'm not gay but if i was than I would want to!!! I hear that Rich from Survivor is gay, go ask him to marry you!!!!

Name:Tricia

Comments: Hey Dave Your page is sooo good and nice... Just like you!

my response: This is the part of my job I love, the only problem is, I have no job, this is not a job, I don't even work on this page, takes too much time! But thank you for the compliment! I'm too lazy!!!

Name: marie

Comments: hi Dave! what's up?!? cool page you have, i liked it. Tom Green rules! thanks for the pics. e-mail me if you read this message; marie_is_hot_2000@yahoo.com peace

my response: you liked my naked pics!! Even though I'm underaged, you really like child porn don't you? I know you were addicted to younger kids, but still I'm 15, did you like my 8 incher? I didn't really like the man who took the pictures without asking me! CHILD PORN IS ILLEGAL AND VERY DISGUSTING!! GET ICQ!!! I don't feel like e-mailing you!!! it's too old fashioned!