INTRODUCTION BY YOUNG TOM.
Hello music lover, Thomas Pancake here telling you that you are the proud new owner of the hottest music on the market today. So get ready for a massive concussion of rock n' roll with The Dandy Warhols! (can everybody hear this?)
THE DANDY WARHOLS TV THEME SONG.
Hey la, see saw
Hey ra, hee ha
Hey la, seera
Hey ra, see saw
Hey
Hey la, see saw
Hey la, dee da.
RIDE.
You're my ride
I'm out my window
It's alright
If you've got Candy-O
You're so cool
And not much older
But you know how to drive,
Baby you're my ride
I slip outside
And to the corner
Roll down your drive
Before you start it
I'm no fool,
Not like your father
Awake outside,
Baby you're my ride.
BEST FRIEND.
Best friend
I'll see you in the end
Broken for a while
But maybe we can bend
Best friend
I'm feeling out of line
And filling up my time again
I'll see you in the end
I will, again
Best friend
I'm really up again
The world is alone, but bitter to the end
Best friend
I'm really high again
And figuring out my hHead
Oh, I'll see you in the end
I will, again.
NOT YOUR BOTTLE.
That's not your bottle
Nor what's inside
I guess they brought it
Just for them
How did you get iIn
That's fucking right
None of my friends
Would bother
To even bother
Benjamin's marijuana
Michael brought a keg
The skaters are high
On mushrooms
Passing out hits of LSD
Philip wants To be a rock star
But he's a bit uptight
So he brings his
favourite Bettys
With a bottle full of whiskey
And he sits on the couch
All night.
(TONY, THIS SONG IS CALLED) LOU WEED.
(Uh, Tony? This song is called Lou Weed)
Well baby just look at Lou
Well ya do what you want to do
And nothing less for you
Well, whatever will get you through
Now Satan you seem like a typical dude,
When you notice I'm stayin' and starin' at you
And I can see you got the Heroin Blues
Really, it looks so good on you
Well baby just look at Lou
I know women, women want to be seen with you
Well that's OK too
Those women really look good on you
Now you always act so cool
Like you're waiting for your man on Lexington Avenue
And no-one is there to hook up for you
So, whose place are ya goin' to?
Well baby just look at Lou
Yeah baby just look at Lou
I said baby just look at Lou
Yeah baby look at Lou.
NOTHIN' TO DO.
I Like To Hold On My Baby
She Likes To Hold On Me Too
Like Something For Nothing
That She Can Hold Onto
Where We Been Lately
Second Avenue
To Call On Brent Mackerel
Or We Can Find Someone New
Really Like It Better
Like It Better Than You
And If You Got A Problem
We Want Nothin' To Do
Here We Go Baby
With The Cats From Swoon
(23)
And If We Got A Quarter
We Call Sugarboom, chkt chkt Boom.
THE COFFEE AND TEA WRECKS.
The Road, Baby Is Tight
And We Roll, Baby, You Know Tonight
There's A Full Pie In The Sky
And It Pulls, Baby, You Know To Ride
It's Fair Because
I Get Higher Than I Think I Was
We Pull Over When We're Tired
We Get Wired
So Pretty In White
And We Roll Out Of Your Club Tonight
You, So Out Of Sight
But Your Girlfriend Hippie-Trance Love To Fly
It's Fair Because
I Get Higher Than I Think I Was
We Pull Over When We're Tired
We Get Wired
It's Fair Because
I Get Higher Than I Think I Was
We Pull Over When We're Tired
We Get Wired.
GENUIS.
I'll Take The Blame
If I Ever Want To
For What My Little Brain
Has Been Through
I Know I Say
Things I Never Meant To
To Seem A Little More Sane
'Cause That's What It Takes
If I Ever Could Win
If I Ever Could See
If I Just Could Ever
Remember To Think
About Anything
Darling, Give Me A Rope
-I'll Hang Myself
It Doesn't Take A Genius
To Figure It Out
Don't Have To Be Fucking Brilliant To See
I'm Not As Smart As I Seem To Be
I'm Not As Bright As I Used To Be
I'm Not As Sharp As I Think I Am
I'm Not As Smart As I Seem
I'm Not As Bright As I Seem
Darling, Darling, Darling
Darling, Give Me A Rope
-I'll Hang Myself
It Doesn't Take A Genius
To Figure It Out
Don't Have To Be Fucking Brilliant To See
I'm Not As Smart As I Seem To Be
I'm Not As Bright As I Used To Be
I'm Not As Sharp As I Think I Am
I'm Not As Smart As I Seem
I'm Not As Bright As I Seem.
DICK.
They Said Everything I Could Think
Think Every Think I Could Leak
Heard Every Word Without Listening
I'm A Dick
I'm Gonna Know Everything
Know Everything That Was True
Seen Everything I Could See
Been Everything I Could Be
I'm A Dick
Waiting To Be Kicked
Read Everything I Could Read
Have Everything I Could Need
Seen Everything I Could See
Been Everything I Could Be
I'm A Dick
Waiting To Be Kicked
I'm A Dick
Waiting To Be Kicked.
JUST TRY.
(Nope... There It Is)
If You Just Try
Telling Me Why
Wise And Old
Still I Know The Sun
And Built Cities
Where The Rivers Run
Telling Me Why
If You Just Try
Just Try Telling Me Why
If You Just Try
Alacazam Put A Sham Down
She Was A Good Hand
Oh, Now That She Died
Well, I Swear Bye-Bye
She Would Have Tried
Alacazam Put A Sham Down
She Was A Good Hand
Oh, Now That She Died
Well, I Swear Bye-Bye-Bye.
NOTHING (LIFESTYLE OF A TORTUED ARTIST FOR SALE).
You Want For Nothing
That's What You Decide
Always On, Always Gone
'Cause You All Want Nothing
That's You Inside
Always Good, Always On
And You Only Want Nothing
For Yourselves
Always Want The Other Side
You Could Be Trying
It's Enough To Always Try
That's A Life For You
Any Cause That You Wanna Do
Well That's All Fine
Except For Anything That You Do To Me
And You Want For Nothing
You Want For Nothing
'Cause You Want For Nothing
Nothing.
GRUNGE BETTY.
(Hi... People Keeping Quality In)
Hey!
Hey, Well I Rise Today
I Can't Seem To Find What I Want You For
I Open My Eyes And I Wake On The Floor
You Open The Door
Awake On The Floor
Can't Seem To Find What I Want You For
'Cause Lately, Baby
Oh Yeah, I'm Wasting
Tons Of Time
Tons Of Time
Tons Of Time
Hey!
Hey, Well I Rise Today
I Can't Seem To Find What I Want You For
I Open My Eyes And I Wake On The Floor
You Open The Door
Awake On The Floor
I Can't Seem To Find What I Want You For
'Cause Lately, Baby
Oh Yeah, I'm Wasting
Tons Of Time
Tons Of Time
Tons Of Time
Two, Three, Four
Tons Of Time
Tons Of Time
Tons Of Time
Tons Of Time
Tons Of Time
Tons Of Time
Tons Of Time.
u>IT'S A FAST-DRIVING RAVE-UP WITH THE DANDY
WARHOLS 16 MINUTES!!
(And For Their Final Number: It's A Fast-Driving Rave-Up With The
Dandy Warhols Sixteen
Minutes!)
Oh My Darling
Oh My Pet
I Won't Let You
Let You Forget
You're My Castle
You're My Sand
Just So That You
Understand
Oh My Darling
Oh My Pet
I Won't Let You
Let You Forget
You're My Castle
And You're My Sand
And Just So That You
You Understand
Never Forget
(repeat to fade).