About the Big Boobley
Hi! Okay, first off I'm not crazy/insane/psycho (only on Tuesdays)/or mentally challenged (the latter is still being questioned).
My names Ashley. I'm 19 and I live in Midway, Kentucky. My birthdays February 2, so if you want I accept all donations, checks, and credit cards. I've been married for almost 2 years to a great great great great great guy named Nick. I don't work, I don't like people, and chances are I wouldn't like you. Okay, I might like you, but most likely I don't. If I do then consider yourself lucky to have the pleasure of seeing and talking to me. Joking. I'm also a compulsive liar. I get along with all types of people. I don't however like loud, annoying, obnoxious people who make asses of themselves everytime they get out in public. I could name a whole list of people right there but I'm being nice.
Okay so anyways, more about my likes. I listen to all types of music. I like country, oldies, r&b, some rap, some techno, alternative, and sometimes, just sometimes I like Blues. It all depends on what kind of mood I'm in. My favorite color is green. I don't do drugs, and I don't drink. I can be stupid enough on my own without being under the influence of narcotics and alcohol so what's the point in wasting money on them.
As I was saying I live in Midway, Kentucky. It's an itty bitty teeny tiny yellow polka-dot....town. We have one stoplight...that's right! We've now got a stoplight. I'm very proud of our stoplight. Even though it makes you sit there for up to 5 minutes at a time when there's nobody coming in the other direction so you keep on edging up until you're finally in the intersection and you say "Screw it, run the son-of-a-bitch!"
My parents are still married, which is very rare these days, and I have an older sister named Jenny. She's 23. I also have a little sister now named Gracie. She'll be 16 soon*sobs*. STAY OF THE ROADS THE GIRL CANNOT DRIVE. And I'm not joking. I let her drive my car in the cemetery one day and I about ended up 6 feet under myself. She should have DANGER tattooed on her forehead. I also have a cousin whom I consider a sister. Her names Kelly. She'll also be 16 soon. I'll have pictures up of everyone so you can look at them.
My best friend lives in Ohio=\ Sucks because I can't see her when I want to. She got married last year. Shouldn't have...but she did. Tried to tell her not to but she's never listened to me so oh well.
I'm an animal lover. As you'll soon find out from all of the pictures. At the moment I have a Chihuahua/Dachshund mix named Beanie Weenie, 4 cats (one doesn't live with me): Felicity Anne, Jasmine Lee, Alex Aurthor, and Punkin. I think Punkin got cheated on the names...oh well. I also have 4 hamsters, well, Nick claims one, but yanno the half and half thing that comes with marriage, what's mine is mine and what's his is mine. Joking. Anyways, we have two teddy bear hamsters: Tyrone and Haven, and two dwarf hamsters: Smokey and The Bandit.
Starting in March I'm going to be taking photography classes. I'm pretty good at it even if I do say so myself. Okay, that's all I have to say for now. Check back soon for updates and look at the rest of my page.
