Quotes

This part of my web site is just some funny lines or quotes from either real life or from movies that I have heard...

Adam: "...So what happened to her?"

Jeremy: "...She left to join some "CHRISTIAN" school....."

Laurie: "He keeps calling me a Hobbit"

Pastor Chris: "...No I think Hobbits are taller..."

Adam: "I've always been alone....i'm used to it"

Adam: "Back to the Shire with you Hobbit!!"

Beaver: "Bitch and a Buzz saw"

Beaver: "FUCK ME FREEDIE!!!!!!"

Pete: *Drunk* "...Now our friend Dudditz.....he ain't your average ordinary buddie....you know what I think?...I think...that Dudditz is from some other planet and was sent here to prepare us....for something...to show us what----i got to pee....that's what I should be doing..."

Laurie: I'm so thirsty i'm gonna drink like a fish!!

Kali: "...God doesn't want to be a side dish, he wants to be the main meal"

Kali: "...God wipes off all the yucky spots on the windows so his light can shine threw"

Kali: "...I'm getting smarter, I'm not saying stupid quotes anymore!"

Jeremy: "...So what have you been doing all day?"

Adam: "...Working, I'm tired....man she'd ask me to fly if I could..."

Jack Sparrow: "...Your forgetting one very important thing mate....i'm Capt. Jack Sparrow..."

Jack Sparrow: "...No! No NO NO!!!!!!.....WHAT ARE YOU DOING???..WHY DID YOU BURN THE FOOD...THE SHELTER.....THE RUM?!?!?!".

Elizabeth: "....yes, the Rum is gone..."

Jack Sparrow: "...WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?"

Elizabeth: "...Because it is a foul drink that turns even the most respectable people into slobbering idiots, and secondly, that smoke signal is over a thousand feet high, do you really think that someone would miss it?

Jack Sparrow: "...BUT WHY DID YOU BURN THE RUM?!?!...."

Jack Sparrow: "...If you spring me from this cell i will take you to, the Black Pearl, and your...Bonne Lass"

Jack Sparrow: "...Ah!! Scarlet! how good to see you agai.....*gets slapped*.....I'm not quiet sure i deserved that....."

Jack Sparrow: "...Ah...Gizelle!..."

Gizelle: "...Who's she?..."

Jack Sparrow: "...wha?....*gets slapped again*.....i may have deserved that....."

Jack Sparrow: "...Ah! Anna Maria!.....*gets slapped yet again*....."

William: "...I assume you didnt deserve that either?..."

Jack Sparrow: "...Oh no, i probably deserved that....."

Anna Maria: "...Jack you scum, you took my ship and i never saw you again!"

Jack Sparrow: "...I only borrowed it with every intent on giving it back...i'll get you a ship, i better ship..."

William: "...*Whispers and points*....that ship..."

Jack Sparrow: "...YES that ship!.........THAT SHIP!?!?!?...mmm.........Yes....that ship...."

Gloria: "...Smoking is bad for you!!!...Adam roll down the window so i can tell them!..."

Gloria: "...I like guys with hemp necklaces, it makes them look good..."

Nasado: "...Sheriff Valenti, welcome to the ever burgeoning i know an alien club...you called me here i assume its important..."

Max: "...How much do you know about Congressmen Whittaker?..."

Nasado: "...I know her intimately..."

Tess: "...Intimately?..."

Nasado: "...To borrow a, rather crude human definition i'v been, "diddling" her all summer...i must admit i'v grown quite fond of the fellow temptress...its a shame i may now have to kill her...

Max: "...The answer is no, i wont give up the Granolith, not to you, not to Kivarr, not to anyone...it was entrusted to me..."

Nicholas: "...Your all witnesses, Kivarr tried to be reasonable, had his hand slapped away, ever wonder why your predecessor was killed?...he made bad decisions..." 

Adam: "...I can say it just fine!!!...Over-eases...see..."

Maria: "...Oh...no you guys this is not what it looks like...Michael tell them!!"

Michael: "...Oh c'mon honey we dont have to lie..."

Felicia: "...You all laugh because i'm different, I laugh because your all the same..."

Kali:..."IT'S A COMPUTER GENERIZOR!!!!".......*Holding a tenser bandage*

Kali: "...Did you put the thing in?"

Adam: "...Yes, we installed the D-link inside your computer"

Kali: "...OK SO NOW WE GOT...........what do we got??....."

Jeremy: "...If you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with..."

Adam: "...So i guess that applies to you and Ruth..."

Adam "...CUZ I LIKE PUMBA!!!!..."

Cordelia: We found a little boy…his sister…mom, dad, grandma. All dead.
Angelus: Oh God! I’m always missing the fun stuff.

Angelus: (as Cordelia) Angel, we can’t. You were so bad. You ate babies. (as himself) Chicks.

Angelus: Is that my shirt?
Connor: Not anymore.
Angelus: It looks good on you…son.
Connor: So did Cordy.
Angelus: She looks good on everybody.
 

(re: Cordelia drinking blood out of a container in the fridge.)
Angel: I don't think I ever realized just how disgusting that was.


 

Max: "...Whats so great about normal?..."

Adam: "...Oh i thought she was like 16 or 17, our age?"

Jeremy: "...Ya if only..."

Jeremy: "...You broke my car!!..."

Dracula:"....Mina...your in the closet..."

Dark Helmet: "...Lone star...I'm your mothers, fathers, uncles, second cousins former roommate..."

Space balls: Dark Helmet: "...The air shield combination is....1...2...3...4...5..? THATS THE STUPIDEST COMBINATION I HAVE EVER HEARD, THAT'S THE COMBINATION SOME IDIOT WOULD PUT ON HIS LUGGAGE"

President Space ball: "What's the combination to the air shield?"

Dark Helmet: "...1...2...3...4...5..."

President Space ball: "...1,2,3,4,5?  that's the exact combination on my luggage, QUICK TO PLANET DRUIDIA....and change the combination on my luggage!"

Felicia: "...All boys are stupid heads..."

Lestat: "...Vampire's don't settle old scores...we harbor them..."

Lestat: "...Such relevance for mortals...then you should have left me as one!..."

Armand: "...The world changes, and as it does we do not, there in-lies the bitter irony that eventually kills us.."

Nicole: "...For Halloween...i wanted to be a fetus..."

Johnny the homicidal maniac: "...Hi, i'm Johnny, but you can call me NNY for short...and whom might you be?..."

Johnny the homicidal maniac: "...Yes, Yes, Yes....i am the one who's been killing all those people, but i'm also the creative force behind happy noodle boy..so forgive me and SHUT UP!"

Jordanna: "...For Fucks sake..."

Kim: "...Nutta..."