Legal Mumbo and Jumbo

Hey! I just thought i'd write some legality to pass the time.  All my essays were created by me...and not anyone else.  They can be used but only with written permission (for permission email me)  Oh, and all the Pac Man stuff is copyright 1980 of Namco.  All their rights are reserved.  Pac Man was used without permission...so shhh.  And the Pac-Man religion is not officially endorsed by Namco in any way (yet...hahaha!).  All java-scripts were used with permission...so ha.  And as far as legal mumbo and jumbo go...i dont have any copyrights...but don't steal my content (if there is any).  Just email me and i'll give you permission.  Thank you. And I love you.  Really...I'm serious.  I do.  Seriously.