My Essays

Once upon a time, there was a man. He liked to eat Barbeque Sauce. He also liked my essays. He was pretty cool.

Pudding Essay: A New Dawn

The National Pastime!

The Year Dos Mil Tres

The Nothing Essay

The British Essay

Random Rant

Madd Short Story-ness  

Theory of Gravity

A Poem?

Fake Fan-mail

Burritos

Pirate Story

The Weird Essay

Perry Ho, My Jib!