Zach Edits Website!
Headlines made!
 

 Productivity around here is through the roof, so i have time to update my website. the growth of mutton chops has caused my productivity to soar, as seen in this illustration.  anyway, a new story or two, maybe a new essay and we'll be golden. as always, FCC regulations require that all passengers email me.
 


you should click right...there for to see the pudding essay.
 


And God said, "Let there be flagrant self promotion!" and it were good.

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