A burglar broke into a house one night. He
shined his flashlight around looking for valuables and
when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying
"Heaven is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more,
after a bit he shook his head, promised himself a
vacation after the next big score, then clicked the
light back on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell, he heard
"Heaven is watching you."
Freaked out he shined his light around and frantically
looking for the cause of the voice. Finally in the
corner ofthe room his flashlight beam and came to rest
on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the
parrot.
"Yep" the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I was just
trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me,
HUH? "Moses," the parrot replied. "Moses?" the burglar
laughed. What kind of stupid people would name a
parrot Moses?"
The parrot promptly answered, "Probably the same kind
of people that would name their Big Rotweiller dog
Heaven."
The heavens are watching us. Every deed will never go
unnoticed, every word will not go unaccounted.
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