Around here people call me krish. I go to Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois. All of the townies hate the students because they are too stupid to realize that we are the reason they exist. I am from Jersey. Freehold to be exact. It's a great place. We have a mall, lots of trees and several dairy queens. You should visit sometime.
I am a man of many talents. Besides being devilishly handsome, I am intelligent, witty, forthright and the most modest person I know.But don't take it from me. Here is a small sampling of what people who know me have said:
"Wow, what a nice guy. He is so handsome, intelligent and funny!" - jl
"That Murali, that guy's got upper management written all over him" - bs
"That kid is dope. What a badass he is. I wish I had his ways with the bitches, na mean?" - an
I went to prep school. Not one of those ones that you've heard of, but one that operates under the false assumption that it can charge you an obscene amount of dough for a generic, half-assed education. I am not bitter, but my parents should be.
I am a fratboy. In particular, I am a Beta. This means that I am way cooler than people who are not in fraternities and way better than people who are in fraternities that suck.
