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Hi, my name is Jake and I am computer illiterate. I know you are saying to yourself, "No way did he create this gorgeous website, being computer illiterate." Yeah, well you are wrong. I am right. Although I'm sure you noticed that I am a beautiful man by the pictures, that does not make me smart. Sorry. I hope you enjoy my stallion site, I will try to work on it, but it is difficult when I have to be taught everything as I go. So love it up, you will be seeing changes often I'm sure, and most likely they will be on accident, so I apologize for that.
RANDOM PICTURES FROM FRESHMEN YEAR '02/'03
Ummmm, yeah...This picture definitely caught me offguard.
I think this one was taken on accident, but my fridge does look rather seductive doesn't it?
The manniquen was sculpted after my own image, can you tell?
These guys were my suitemates freshmen year, Andy and Al, and I'm not sure how Avril slipped in there.
Uh, this is just my old dorm room at Grand Valley State, not nearly exciting as the fridge picture.
A much more exciting angle of my old dorm room.
And this is me. Yay! Do I look excited?...just horrible.
"Hi...I like having lots of pictures of me in the same pose."
"Are any of these going to turn out good?"
This is me with Kelly, she was the one who took the three diverse pictures of me.
"Okay, who keeps taking the same picture over and over?"
This is me with Mel, real name-Stephanie. Don't you think she looks like a Melissa though?
Aaaand one more time, there we go.
Oh wow! Yep, that is definitely a window. Who is this photography mastermind?
Tick and Nasty Nate (A.K.A. Mick and Nate)
Nate....no...just stop...
Intergalactic Planetary
Night at P-town
"Alright, who is this stud?"
"This guy is a stallion!"
Come check me out at hotornot.com. Rate me, and be honest. If you go under a 7 I will kill you though. Get my rating up there!
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The QUOTE BOARD
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