21 Things To Do At A Nsync Concert

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21. Hold up a tarp reading, "Justin plays butt darts"

20. Cry

19. Throw up

18. Throw dildos at them

17. Have them sign your Anti-NSync Parodies CD

16. Throw perm rollers at Justin

15. Wear the end of a mop on your head and when Chris looks at you, give him a thumbs up and point to your head.

14. Throw maxi pads at Lance.

13. Scream really loud during GMHS when Justin is singing, "BSB RULES!"

12. Set yourself on fire, it's gotta be better.

11. Pretend to have a heart attack and get up slowly and pretend it didn't happen.

10. Ask them to sign your BSB cd.

9. Ask them where you can find Nick and the gang.

8. Where your head phones and when they get done with a song, start singing along with your BSB CD.

7. Steal the teenyboppers retainers and throw them at the boys.

6. Buy a shirt that says *NSYNC on the front, work your way up to the front of the crowd and set the shirt on fire and throw it on stage.

5. Throw a condom on stage and watch them run.

4. Hold up a sign that says, "JC I'M PREGNANT!"

3. Dress up like Britney

2. Talk on a cell phone and in the middle of GMHS scream, "SHUT THE FUCK UP WOULD YA?"

1. Bring your boombox on your shoulder and drown them out with BSB while head banging.