So, you want to join the glorious Army of history's greatest evil genius?
The test was too easy so we "liquidated" the recruiter, his manager, the employment consultant that hired them both, all of the employees at the employment consultant's company, the consultants family, his pets, his neighbours, his relatives and the salesman who sold him his new BMW.
We are currently seeking resumes from interested candidates who wish to take on the position of Recruiter for the Army of Dr Evil's Henchmen.
This is an executive position in the Army of Dr Evil's Henchmen. This role is is a vibrant, challenging role that offers unlimited career advancement, flexible hours, a well stocked cafeteria with discounted meals, a company uniform, access to the bio-nuclear weapons vaults, loyalty discount card membership to Colt, Springfield and Ruger Arsenals, our world famous health and dental plans, plus guaranteed employment for the rest of your natural life. This position would best suit someone who has had experience in recruiting any of the following people - driving instructors, parking wardens, McDonald's staff, Firestone Quality Assurance staff, Ford Explorer designers, Airline stewards or hostesses, and of course United Nations delegates to third world countries. Unsuccessful applicants will, of course, be "liquidated".
