Calabro Conversion Part II

Episode XIII: Clash of the Super Powers!

Both Joes stood ready as the remaining Spice Boys made their transformation upgrades. Garlic and Gingerbread prepared to make a rush attack when a loud boom sounded behind them. Heavy shaking landed on the surface of the planet. One thud after another in time knocked both Joes to the ground as well as the rest of the Calabro Crew. A massive figure knocked one tower over like it was nothing to the ground. It was about 50 feet tall and reminded everyone of one specific person. “GET IN MY BELLY!” he shouted toward the fighters. He opened his mouth and Garlic and Gingerbread were instantly changed into large jawbreaker candies. Then in one large inhale he sucked both fighters into him. A few chews later, the Spice Boys were no more.

“Oh my God, that is one Fat Bastard!” shouted Zuk. Despite the fact that the figure indeed had similarities to that of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers, only Caitlin found one particular thing about him recognizable. “It’s not Fat Bastard, it’s Chris Henson...It must be his clone out to get us. In this case, eat us!” she said to everyone. Yes, it was the Chris Henson clone. Dressed in a short purple cape tied to his neck, a pair of baggy Arabian-like pants, one of those wrestling belts with a “H” on it, and a tight T-shirt showing off a serious beer belly, gave everyone a disgusted look seeing this figure. Zuk and Philibuster leapt into the air at full speed to take out the Henson clone, but a smack from the yellow mittens he was wearing nailed both fighters to the ground in a massive hole upon impact.

Both Joes stood up together. “I don’t think we can take out this guy as a pair, better make it as a whole.” said Zuk. Philibuster readily agreed. Calabro redrew his blade and prepared to back up the two Joes. Bastedo held his ax close to him to help out too. Dwire on the other hand, ran away from the fighting for fear of Henson’s size. Zuk tossed one ring to Joe and instructed him to place it on his ring finger. Philibuster did so as well as Zuk. Standing next to each other in parallel, the magic of the rings pulled both Joes into each other, similar as a fusion. Blue sparks swirled all around them, as the once two Joes became another fused character. Instead of the normal Joe-squared, a different warrior appeared out of the sparks. Wearing a thick vest that covered only up halfway his chest. He wore the Arabian pants similar to the Henson’s as well as spiked up brown hair with blonde streaks on the side. With his thick muscular arms on his hips and the unibrow curled to make his once happy expression to great anger.

“Haha, we are Super JoeJoe. Now, allow us to show you our ultimate form.” JoeJoe shouted in stereo. Clenching his fists in anger and shouting aloud to power up to his max. A huge golden “chi” enveloped the fused figure as in an instant burst; he changed to a Super Scholar. But that wasn’t his peak of his true power. “Now, for our final change.” He clenched his fists again and shouted louder then ever. Lightning bolts raced across his face, toward the ground, all over his pants and chest. His golden hair pulled itself harder, and then grew longer then ever. His hair then raced down his back and stopped at his ankles. He brushed his new hair back as his unibrow disintegrated in an instant. “We are Super Scholar JoeJoe as the strongest form ever, stronger then anything before.

The Henson clone stood there in stupidity. “Ohh boy, super gold candy...mmm good!” But JoeJoe was obvious to his intentions and teleported behind the Henson clone as he tried to change him into candy. With a swift super punch to his back and causing the huge figure to fall, Henson got up and stomped heavily onto the ground into a tantrum. Hovering a few feet off the ground, JoeJoe wasn’t going to let him take him out that easily. Sensing that JoeJoe was not going to go for a splat. The Henson clone turned toward the Calabro Crew and then inhaled deeply to suck in all of them into his belly. In an instant, everyone was gone, except for JoeJoe who was behind him and Calabro who got out the way fast enough. “You bastard! I now will have to wreck you for messing with our friends.” said JoeJoe. But then an idea hit JoeJoe; perhaps if he hurt the Henson clone, he may hurt the friends inside, maybe they are still alive inside his belly for a short time. Everything is got to count for the best. He rushed toward the Henson clone and allowed him to suck him into his belly. The wild effects of the digestive system of Henson broke the fusion of JoeJoe to the two Joes already in Super Scholar form. Then an army of bacteria like creatures swam through the intestinal tube of Henson toward the pair. “Ohh my, ready Zuk. Let’s take it too him.” said Philibuster. Then they both rapidly shot small fireballs like a machine gun to the bacteria. Each disintegrated a hit each. Before the last one was killed, Zuk saw something dark move. He swam as fast as he could toward it, as more bacteria flowed toward the other Joe to hold off. The he saw, Bastedo, who at the moment was unconscious from the effects of the digestive tract. The next to him was Caitlin and Tara, also unconscious. Zuk moved quickly as possible to get them all out of there, as more of those organisms moved out toward him. Blasting a hole through the stomach cavity to the outside world. Zuk began to fly out the two girls first, and then back in to retrieve Sean. As he pried Sean out of his prison, he turned to look for the other Joe. But he was overwhelmed at the moment by more bacteria organisms trying to suck him in. Bastedo shook his head and woke wondering where the hell he was. Zuk swam off to get Joe out, but wasn’t very successful. Then pulling out his Nyoibo staff, he pried some of them off Joe’s body. Bastedo had already got to the two Joes and got all the rest of the organisms off his body. Zuk saw this as an opportunity to get Philibuster out as fast as possible. Oxygen level was dropping for them and more bacteria were closing in on them. Using his Nyoibo staff, Zuk placed the end at the now unconscious and shouted, “Nyoibo staff extend.” The staff rocketed Joe out of Henson’s body. Zuk reached behind him to grab Bastedo. But as soon as Bastedo was able to grab, a bacteria reached onto his head and absorbed it instantly. Leaving a dead carcass of Bastedo, beheaded. “NOOOO....” Zuk shouted aloud as he flew out of Henson’s body.

Henson smiled as his gaping hole instantly healed, perfect as normal. A devilish smile crossed his face to the Joes. Smacking his ring against the risen and weary Philibuster, JoeJoe was created again. In his ultimate form, he charges his left fist and it shined brightly in the darkness. He leapt toward Henson and in an uppercut motion, shouting “DRAGON PUNCH!” His entire body shined in a light gold “chi” and he punched Henson. Henson screamed aloud in pain as blood gushed from his mouth where he was hit and he fell back into his death. Then Calabro leapt out of the darkness with his sword and swiftly beheaded the massive head of the Henson clone. JoeJoe fell down and split again to the two Joes.

Then, wire like appendages appeared out of the ground and grabbed Zuk. Jolts of electricity jumped around his body as he then was pulled down into the ground. By the time Caitlin, Tara, Philibuster and Calabro realized Zuk was gone, two massive doors opened up revealing another opponent that stands in between failure and success.

Tune in next episode of the Calabro Conversion Part II, as we see the return of another opponent already fallen before, the ringleader of the New Breed. But as the battles flares on, one more warrior stands in the way of victory for the Calabro Crew. But first, they have to find Zuk! All this and more in episode XIV: The Universe's Strongest!