Writing Pieces, Songs and other stuff...

This is a song i changed the lyrics to, the song was originaly "Teenage Dirtbage" by Weatus...now called Teenage Alien by Me...If any of you wish to post there own songs, stories, rants, poetry or just some funny quotes, then e-mail them to me and i will put them on the site for you....

Teenage Alien

I wont say her name,

I had a dream, and it wasn’t quite sain

i got English in half an hour

and oh how she rock

with v.games and locks

But she doesn’t know what I am

And she doesn’t give a damn about me

Cause I’m just a teenage alien baby

Yeah, I’m just a teenage alien baby

Come to see Weatus in concert baby with me

Oooooo

Her Boy toy’s a dick

He brought a bat to school

And he simply kicked, my ass cause he knew the truth

He ended up dead… cause I snapped his head

Because he found out what I am

And i never gave a, damn about him

Cause I’m just a teenage alien baby

Yeah, I’m just a teenage alien baby

Come to see Weatus in concert baby with me

Oooooo

Yeah, alien

Yeah, she shouldn’t know what she’s miss’n

Man I feel like crap

Its prom night and I am home with chips on my lap

She’s at the front door and she’s talking to me

I can’t believe what I see

How does she know what I am

And why does she give a damn about me

"I’v got 2 tickets to Weatus in concert Zan

Come with me Friday my alien man

I’m just a teenage alien baby….like you"

Ooooo

Yeah, alien

Yeah, maybe she knows what she’s miss’n

By Zan

Canadian Loner

There's a problem with the human race

*or someone like me*

No matter where i turn i can't escape her pretty face

Dont wanna listen to my mom and dad

*its kinda sad*

I took her out, the idea wasn't bad

What did she think when she saw me?

She should have known better to love me

I couldn't keep her out of my mind!

And now i know how far i'd go

To be the class zoner Canadian Loner

Cover of a P.C. game

Thinks that dating's kinda lame

Wish i never heard her name...

Tommorrow wasn't just another day

*Its started off strange*

Got invited to a party that she arranged

Don't wanna go, wanna be alone

*Its in my bones*

I got a rep. yo they call me the Lone Wolf

What did i feel when i saw you?

I should have known better to love you

I tried to keep you out of my mind!

And now i know how far i'd go

To be the class zoner Canadian Loner

Cover of a P.C. game

Thinks that dating's kinda lame

Wish i never heard your name...

What am I supposed to do..

When i feel i'm falling for you...

When my heart starts to go

and my blood starts to flow!

A punkish rock'n prom queen

Cover of a magazine

Funny, pretty, smart and kind

She's always running through my mind..

Spotter her on MTV

"Damn she was a site to see!"

...What the hell is wrong with me?!

And now i know how far i'd go

To be the class zoner Canadian Loner

Cover of a P.C. game

Thinks that dating's kinda lame

Wish i never heard her name...

And they all laughed and yawned

Because how far i'd gone

But i am just a spawn

WHO CARES HOW FAR I'D GONE!

By Zan

This next piece i stumbled upon...i think its quite sad, you might like it too....

10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She
was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade

The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She
looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year

The day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step! I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day

A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone
went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later

Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn`t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral

Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read:
I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me!
I wish I did too... I thought to my self, and I cried.



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