DUM...Dum...dum. Ok so maybe it isn't that dramatic but the deadly cat of doom has struck again, by clawing apart a human being (not a particularly attractive one, but hey who says cat's have taste?) is a horendous crime...ok...ok fine the evil acused soul of satan has only mimed the person to death. But miming is one of the worst crimes a living creature can commit!!! Watch this indepth video of assult!!!NO BONNIE!!
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h2>Look at some evidoonce...
By looking at the scale of someone with poor hygene we can ascertain what size of iddy biddy kitty shoe Bonny may be wearing right this minute....
Although it is likly we will ever find the maniacal shitin' kiten', however with your asistance the possibility of confusing hundreds of fat police officers is in the cards.
I'm all aflutter what just happened...hicup hicup (of fear I am sure) SOme strange black being ( a cat ) has just blown up a building behind me..... Aww well don't worry it's not like some cat could really do all of that... NOw on to look for Bonnie!!!!!!!!!
