..::Up On The Roof Top::..

I was running from this guy in a New York setting. It was night and dark out, and there were tall apartment buildings and alleys all over. I hid out in someone's apartment until he went crazy and came after me, so I pretended I was gonna take a bath and I nuck out the window. It lead to the patio and I waited for the guy, and some girl, to leave the kitchen and then I took off running. The cops were after me, now. I tried to lose them, but couldn't. Then they were gone and the guy was chasing me. There was some snow laying around and I saw my tracks in it, so I tried to stay off it. I ran up a snowy hill and crawled on top of a building. Then I heard the guy getting closer, and he had Nathan's voice, so I sat up on the roof, waiting for him to find me. Other people were down there, but they didn't come up cos he was yelling his head off. He found me and looked kind of evil as he walked over to me, unaware that I let him capture me. I was sitting on the roof, leaning back on my hands, and he stood over me. He was grinning a sly grin and kneeled down next to me. We kissed passionately and then he turned into a dog. Some guy showed up, shortly after. Then I woke up!

..::Take A Bow::..

I was on a movie studio lot and I decided to wait while my mom went into a store. We had already been in it, so I waited, while she ran in to get something, and I watched people getting ready to shoot some movie scenes on the lot, there. Various things happened, and then I was running, with some dream friends, to go onstage with Nathan and prepare for our audience bows. The curtain was concealing the audience, and we practiced our bows. Nathan was on my right, and there were about a dozen others there, with us. I was the star and had done a great job, so everyone was cheering me on. Nathan held my hand, cos he knew I was nervous, and he encouraged me to bow, after he took his. I bowed like he did, and then realized I should be doing the girly version, instead. I practiced a bit, and then the curtain went up. I missed my bow cue, and ended up bowing with others, and then I goofed around, cos it made me feel better, and I fell off the front of the stage. Everyone on stage looked to see if I was okay. I got back up onstage and goofed off some more, but saw that Nathan was a bit embarrassed. Then someone was stalking me and I ran outside and hid around a corner, in a pine tree. It turned out to be one of my friends, and she told me how she had a stalker, too. She managed to get rid of hers, though. I had this card and it had the name of the guy who told my stalker all about me. The guy was my manager, and I got mad and went inside to track him down. I was in a mall, then, and managed to change my boots into nice shoes, and I was looking for a better outfit. I asked people, in a restaurant, if they had a fake leather jacket. Nobody had one, but some girl wanted me to look at her music/band badge and read her essay and I said I didn't have time. At that point, I was this famous girl that everyone knew and wanted to help out. She said she was in some movie and she had worn a long black fake leather jacket in it, but she didn't have it with her. Then I woke up!

..::Disco Nathan::..

I was up the street trying to get into this building where a disco club usually is. Lots of people wanted to get in, and they told me it was gone. I said they just didn't know how to do it, right. I started knocking on the door, and there were knocks being made back at me from the inside. I thought of something to get them to open the door, and a slip of paper went under it, and then it opened, and we all got to go in. It looked like it usually does, but it was a little dark when we first went in. Then I could make out the floor, the bar and the people. The lights came on and started swirling to the music, and people started dancing, but the room was unnormally small, so it was hard to move around. The ceiling was very low. We danced anyway, and I saw Nathan on the dance floor and I motined for him to come dance with me. He made his way over to me, and we were dancing, and then he turned into a sticker. So I was sorting my stickers and putting them around me in the correct places. Then I woke up!

..::Dinner And A Show::..

I was hanging out in front of my old elementary school. They were shooting an episode of Nathan's show and me and a couple friends had made plans to see it. We were standing there watching for him to come out of the building, and when he did, I tried not to stare cos it would be awkward when he came over to us. One of my friends said he was over there and I only glanced. There were a bunch of people around him. He stood there for a minute and then they came over to where we were. We all sat around in this picnic table area, and they did the show, but it was just everyone sitting around talking and stuff. I looked over at him, a few times, sitting at his table. I told my friends that not many people even showed up and there were plenty of seats, so we could probably just show up every time and get to stay. We made plans to meet there every week for the show. Then we were talking and Nathan was standing not far from us, by then, and I laughed really loud. He looked over at me and smiled and said something about how a person could laugh like that, and it was a compliment, so I smiled and got all shy and embarrassed, but felt neat cos he noticed me. He had come over to our table and said that, and then he had to go. It was getting dark. He went inside the school and my friends and I went up the street. They said they knew he'd come that way, but I didn't think so. I went back down and up to the busy street, and that's the way his car came. I crossed in front of the car when it stopped at the light, and I wondered if he recognized me. Then I was in my mom's car and I looked behind us and saw his car coming up behind us. I turned back around so he didn't think I was watching him. His driver drove by us and I told my mom that Nathan was the one in the back, facing backwards, with the glasses on. He had on a long black coat and the collar was up. They pulled into this little store area where there was a big mall and a food court, and my mom pulled in near there. We got out and went inside and I looked around for him. I had seen him get out of the car and walk up the steps, with the people he was with, inkling a little kid, and they went inside. He didn't notice me. So my mom and I sat down inside and I finally saw him in the reflection of my spoon. He was behind me, a couple tables over. I laughed, thinking he'd recognize it. He heard me and looked, but didn't say anything. The next part of the dream was me looking for him around the mall and stores. I was going through people's yards and everything, but couldn't find him. Then I realized it wasn't Saturday, and that was the day he filmed the show at the school, so he wouldn't be here for another week, if he decided to go to the place, to eat, again. I thought how it was a coincidence that he went there while I was around to see him go in there, otherwise I woulda never known where to find him. Then I Woke up!

..::Interview With A Kiss::..

I was in my room, with an old friend I haven't seen in years, and we were watching a show on a Tv that was sitting where my sofa usually sits. It was an interview with Nathan on some talk show I had never seen before. He was clean-shaven and wearing all black. They showed some clips of Nathan, when he was younger, on the playground with other kids, and he was pointing to himself and making fat jokes and comments. Then the Tv was gone and he was sitting on my sofa, with the interview guy on his left. It was still supposed to be a Tv we were watching, so it seemed normal. Nathan leaned over, towards the guy, who leaned back a bit, and he kissed him. First it was just a little peck on the lips and then he put a little bit more passion into it and my jaw totally dropped. Even my friend was amazed. I knew she wanted me to rewind it, and I wanted to see it again, so I hit rewind, but the remote was upside-down and it fast-forwarded, instead. I turned the remote around and rewound it a bit, but didn't go back far enough, and we just watched it from there. There was a trailer for Nicholas Nickleby, or something, and then we weren't watching it anymore. I realized the door had been open and my mom came up the steps, so I felt weird about all the noise we had been making while watching the interview. We hung out a bit and then my mom told her she had to go home. Then I woke up!

..::Scenes From A Mall::..

I was in one of my malls with Albert. He was wearing his pink outfit and we had just left a store. We were walking and talking and then I left him to go down the escalator to the centre stage area and I played the cello, but couldn't get it to sit right, so it sounded horrible. My parents were there, along with a small audience and some other musicians trying out for stuff. When I came down the escalator, I had introduced the next person, "Me!" From the cello, I went to the harpsichord and played well. Then I played the piano and was a hit. After that, my parents said it was time to go, but I wanted to stay, so my mom said that my dad would come back later and pick me up. They left, and the dream got a bit weird. I saw Albert being abducted by some machine-looking guy. The guy had a big axe thing, so I went to a little store and picked out a big sword. I called out to a guy walking by and asked him if he was a fighter and he said he'd give it a try, so we got our weapons, which had turned to plastic, and went out to get the bad guy. But, by then, he was gone and I saw Albert walking across the mall. I caught up with him and said I wanted to be with him now, but he complained and said it was too late and that he found someone else. There were two of him and they walked away in different directions. I went after one of them and begged his forgiveness, but he just mumbled stuff and stomped away. I ran into Armand and knew he was the one Albert was with now. I put my arm around Armand and walked him through the food court and back out, towards where Albert was. I was trying to persuade him not to go with Albert. He had on a hat and I started to take it off and found out that Armand was bald and wearing a toupee. He adjusted his hat and said he had to go. I tried to detain him so Albert would get mad at him. Then I woke up!

..::Brother, Can You Spare A Bra?::..

I was watching, what looked like, an episode of Encore! Encore! and Nathan and the girl who plays his sister on the show, came out of a door and were standing outside. Nathan had on a black shirt, with a low-cut collar, and he jokingly had his hand on her chest. I was thinking that she was gonna say he needed to grow up and get a woman or something. Then they switched and she had her hand on his chest and she asked him if that was her bra he was wearing. I looked and could see a black bra on under his shirt. He acted innocent and said he had to borrow it. She kinda laughed and told him he had to stop taking her clothes or something. I pictured him in her room trying on a bunch of her things. Apparently he was gay in this version of the show. Pretty funny stuff. Then I woke up!

..::Hair::..

03 December 2002 - I was in a living room or something and my mom was nearby. Nathan was sitting at a desk, at a chair with a metal back. He was younger and was watching something on television. I was behind him, to his right and I was resting my head on the metal chair bars, and messing with his hair. I thought he'd mind, but he didn't. I was running my fingers along the side of his head and above his ear. When I did it, he leaned his head back a little, towards my hand. We didn't say anything the entire time. He was concentrating on the television. I noticed my mom, out of the corner of my eye, and felt a little weird about messing with Nathan's hair. It was like I was watching him on television, and he wasn't really there, so I didn't want her thinking I was watching just because I was in love with him or something. I sat up, a bit, but kept messing with his hair. Then I woke up!

..::A Far Away Play::..

I was in California and saw that a theatre was doing a play called "Ravel" and Nathan was starring in it. I figured I could afford it and it'd be exciting. I went to the ticket counter and asked if I could get a ticket. The woman said they were sold out. I asked if there was any way I could get a ticket because I came all the way from Maryland, and I wouldn't be able to come back later to see it. She handed me a book on the play and said it was $9. I bought it, but I never got to get a ticket. Then I woke up!

..::$350 For La Traviata?!::..

I was in California, in a mall. I'm walking around trying not to look like a tourist, and I walked by a crowd of people, and found myself in this rope line (those guider things to keep people in the lines all neat and tidy). I didn't wanna be stupid and turn, like I had gone the wrong way, so I followed through and found myself in this LARGE auditorium. I mean, there were stairs up to the sides, and up the centre (levels of seats). It was the biggest thing. I poked my head in, and then left. I was standing by the line and some people were talking about a concert, and I said I didn't know what was playing. Someone else heard me and said, "La Traviata." So, I thought of Nathan and then I heard someone SAY Nathan was in it, and I just about fell over. I HAD to see this! I didn't know how much the tickets were, or where to get them, if I even could. I ended up going inside the auditorium and walking around. I was actually trying to get out of there, but I got lost and just sat down in a higher, centre area, in the isle seat. The announcer introduced the cast and everyone stood up, so I couldn't see. But they all sat down, and I saw Nathan up there. I thought how awesome it was that I got to see him in Charlie Lawrence and now this, even if it was just for a minute. The girl on my right was like, "How did you get tickets?" and I panicked. I said I have arthritis in my right knee, and I was just resting it. She yelled over to a guard and I got worried. They asked me about my ticket and I said I didn't have one, and where do I get one. They said I could get one at the booth, if I get there before everyone gets on board. I had no idea what that meant, but people were getting up from the audience and going up onto the stage, so I guessed that's what that meant. I wished I had been able to go up there. Well, after explaining about my knee, again, they chased me out, and I still couldn't find the door! So I sat down in a different isle seat. This woman guard knew I didn't have a ticket, but she told me to go up and read with the others, and nobody would know I didn't have a ticket. So, I saw this line of people, with playbills, walking up the centre isle, towards the stage, and they sat up towards the front. I had no idea what to do, and I didn't wanna read in front of all those people, so I just sat there looking confused. She looked back at me, and I shrugged. Soon, this guard came and grabbed this girl a couple seats ahead of me, and dragged her out into the lobby. I freaked and thought he thought she was me. Nathan came down from the stage, into the isles, and was walking around. He made his way in front of me and leaned forward so he was about a foot from my face and he said, "Are you the one?" or something, and I said I was. I was praying that he'd recognize me from the other show. Then he walked away, just like that, and the guard came over and grabbed me, and dragged me into an office, where the other girl was. He sat us down and said he was telling the cops, and how we'd have to go to the police station. I was sure I wouldn't get in trouble on a first offense. The girl was younger than me, and she started crying. I felt bad for her, but then she kinda got snooty with me. The woman guard was in there, and I told the guy that she knew I didn't have a ticket and she called me a liar. But, I understood why she'd do that. She tried helping me out before, so I couldn't get her in trouble, now. I told the guy I'd pay for a ticket, but I couldn't find the booth. Eventually, he let us leave. I passed by a couple old school friends and was shocked that they were in California, in the same place that I was. We only said hi, and that was about it. Then I went back and hung around outside the auditorium. There were buig store windows with stuff in them, blocking the view, so I couldn't really see anything. People were cheering and clapping, and I couldn't see the stage. I managed to get a couple little glimpses. Then I saw my mom. She came out there to help me out of the situation. I told her that I would pay for the ticket. She was mad and said it was $350! I acted like it was no big deal, even though I didn't even have that much money, and inside I was thinking how stupid it is that I have to pay that and can't even be in there to see the show, now. Then I woke up!

..::Autograph, Please?::..

31 October 2002 - I was hanging out in front of my old elementary school. It was dark out and I was thinking how I told my mom I wouldn't be out too late, but I saw where they were setting up ropes by the front doors and all these celebrities started walking up to the door. Luckily, I had my camera, with me, and a bunch of people and myself were taking some photos. I felt a little awkward about it, so I didn't take too many. I was walking around, after that, thinking about going to get a drink in this little bar by the road, but it looked closed, so I didn't. Then I saw everyone leaving the school, so I went back and got some more photos. I got one of Elton John and some others. Sid Caesar came out from the parking lot and knelt down on the pavement and kissed the parking lot, so I took a photo of him doing that. He didn't seem to mind. Then I went back to the parking lot and was talking to some guy who worked there. He was talking abobut the different kinds of cars there. I left and went down to the sidewalk, by the road, where a bunch of people were. Nathan was standing there and he gave out a few autographs. So I went up to him and asked if he'd sign a photo I had of him. He agreed, nicely, and I started rummaging through my purse trying to find a good one. The one I had in mind was from my Recording The Producers DVD, but the photo looked really strange and not at all like Nathan, so I pulled out another one where he was wearing glasses and looked a lot older. There was one on the front and one on the back, and he signed the one that looked better. He asked me what my name was and I told him, and spelled it cos he wasn't sure how to spell it. He mentioned what play the photo was from, and then gave it back to me. I didn't wanna bug him, so I walked away and left him be. I don't remember what I did with the photo, but I started to walk home. This cop pulled a couple over and I went up to him and said I'd take over. He was off duty then, and told me I could use all his stuff (coat, gun, etc.). So I put on the coat and went to talk to the couple. After that, I drove into a parking lot and bothered a bunch of teenagers who were waiting for a bus. I knew I should get home, so I went up the road, looking for some building, and ended up in an apartment building, going door to door asking for Nathan. I went inside one apartment and ran into Cher and some girl. Cher was a wreck because of this guy she was staying with. She lead me down to the basement and I was talking to the guy, trying to convince him to shave and get cleaned up, cos he was a drunk or something. I wanted to make him into Nathan, but he wasn't going along with it. I offered him money, and he agreed. I had to ask him a bunch of questions from a piece of paper and he told me his teacher used to call him "Tabbernakel Head" cos his last name used to be Tabbernackel. I remember thinking that I'd have to do something about his eyes cos his right one was brown and the left one was blue. Then I woke up!

..::A Miss & A Hit!::..

10 October 2002 - I was in my back yard, with my parents, and I got my old bike out. The tires were flat, so I put air in them. I knew the back tire would run out soon, but I rode my bike up to the next block to see if any of my old friends were outside. I was gonna ask them to go to my bar with me. I didn't see any, so I rode down the street a ways. I came back and ran into this girl who lived in the hiuse next to where I used to live on that street. I told her I used to live next door and she thought it was interesting. We sat on the curb and chatted, and noticed that Nathan was filming a new show across the street. We talked about how cute he was and how exciting it was to get to watch him filming the show. He was in the yard behind a counter, and he looked like a chef demonstrating something or whatever. He had on a dark grey sweater over a black shirt. He had on sunglasses, but we could still see his eyes to tell he was looking at us. He kept staring at me and smiling and I whispered to my new friend about how great he looked. We pretended to fight over him. Then there were a few people walking around him, and he was back to filming again, but there wasn't much of a film crew, just a couple people with cameras, not paying attention to him. I think he was just acting for the two of us. He started taking off his sweater and I wooed at him. He smiled back at me. He had on a black, short-sleeved button shirt underneath, and the top few buttons were undone. I said he looked hot and he posed with his amrs outstretched towards me. His arms even looked great. My friend and I whispered some more and smiled at him like school girls. He didn't mind, and just continued smiling back at us and looking at us over his sunglasses. Then I woke up.

..:: Gobble, Gobble!::..

05 October 2002 - I was hanging out around my old elementary school with some people. There was construction or something going on, so we crossed the street and sat on the corner, on the curb. Nathan was there, but he was actually Albert. We were talking and laughing, and doing a little flirting, mostly on my part. Then he turned into a turkey with blue and other bright colours in his feathers. His eyes were really puffy and I was looking at them and thinking that I guess that's just what they look like on a turkey. He seemed upset or sad about something, so I gave him a hug. I felt weird cos I didn't know how a turkey reacts to a hug, but it went okay. Then he went up the hill and all these people gathered behind a barrier to wait for him and others to come back. It was a big celebration or something. One of my friends told me to go around the barrier since I knew Albert. I had the feeling that he was gonna show up as a clown, and that's why all the kids were waiting. People came over the hill, but I don't remember who any of them were. I think he approached me in the crowd of kids. Then I woke up.

..::The Tree Of Terror....And Drag!::..

04 October 2002 - I was in a business meeting sitting at a table in this house turned office. Some of the staff came in and this one guy walked in and he had come in wearing a dress because he was trying to just be himself. We were all proud of him cos up until now, he was being who he thought he should be, and not who he really was. Then I was the guy and I walk in and walk by Nathan, who's actually Albert, and his boyfriend (not Armand) was next to him. They held hands and were all giddy and pleased that I finally wore this dress. He started crying and I walked by and rubbed his back to comfort him, and then I sat down. To my right was this other guy who turned into Albert and I was telling him how he had to be himself, and he started to cry. I wanted to hug him and all but the others started the meeting and I didn't wanna make a scene. I scooted over next to him, though, and was about to hold his hand, when he got up to go to the bathroom and wash his face off from crying. Then some others went, too, and I said why don't we all go, but the woman in charge said no. Eventually the only people left in the room were me, some guy and this bratty girl who got the job because of her looks and I was telling her that her looks will fade and nobody will want her. Then her and the guy left to find the others, and I looked into the hall and across the room where it was dark and screams came from. I ran to the window and jumped down one story to the ground. There had been an accident by a tree in the field that killed all these kids, and this thing was haunting the house. I went and burned the tree. I ran into some other kids learning how to throw grenades and stuff, and then I went back to the house and everyone who had died came back out. I smiled when I saw Albert. Then I woke up.

..::No Walls, No Shirt, No Problem!::..

02 September 2002 - I went to a park, near my house, and there were tables set up on the ball field. The setting was a mix between the field and the inside of a house. There was furniture and doors, but transparent walls. Nathan was sitting on my right, along with some other people. He had done something to his hair and was showing it to someone sitting between us. He'd dyed it a golden colour, and it looked kinda neat. I was something like a mirror image to him, and I started messing with my own hair, which made him do it to his. He took notice and I stopped cos I felt slightly embarassed. I had been trying to mess it up some so it wasn't so neat. He got up to leave and I walked over to the other room with him. I sat on a bed, near the door, and he said he had to go into the other room and change his shirt. As he went for the door, I kicked it shut with my foot and jokingly said, "I don't suppose you could do that, here?" and I thought he'd laugh and say he couldn't. He was facing the door, standing about a foot away from it, and he started unbuttoning his shirt, to my surprise. I noticed there was a television on to the right of us, and the other people behind me, in the other room, were watching it and not paying any attention to Nathan or me. He made a comment like, "Of course, you're the only one who's looking at me" and I felt a little weird, so I looked over at the television, but back at him. I figured this was a once in a lifetime thing. He was facing me now, as he finished unbuttoning his light-blue shirt. He was taking it off and made some goofy comment about his "armpit hair" and how it was the only hair he had on his upper body, which made me laugh cos he was basically modelling it at that point. He took off his shirt and I was wondering if he felt awkward about his body, even though I thought he looked great. Then he bent down to put his shirt away or something, and I grabbed my digital camera and started it up. I was about to get a photo and he stood back up and had his own camera in his hand. I laughed and said, "That's what I was gonna do!" and I took one of him taking one of me. I knew mine wouldn't come out too great, and I took several, just in case. He handed me his camera and told me to use it, so I started taking photos. He looked really buff and skinny through the lense, which looked odd, but I kept taking photos, anyway. He was doing all these silly poses and muscle poses. I was thinking about saying, "You know I have a website" cos I thought how cool it'd be to put these photos on my site. I didn't say it, but he told me he doesn't want them on there, and I said I understood. The camera was going to the next picture slower and slower, and finally it started to wind really slow, and I told him I thought his batteries have had it. He looked at the camera while I held it, and the battery cover was missing, so I tapped the batteries to see if they were loose, but it was still winding slow. I asked him if it rewinds by itself and he said it did, so we figured out that it was just out of film. I thought that I had enough photos, anyway, but we were still having fun, so it was a shame we ran out and had to stop. Then I woke up.

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