Kurt Angle!

(The last time we saw the xwf Undisputed UE Champion Kurt Angle he was standing in the middle of the ring not only bragging about how he`d beat Torrie Wilson.But in a shocking move considering Kurt and the way he always quotes his three i`s especially his integrity Kurt announced that he would have no problem accepting the corrupt refing of Shane Douglas.As Kurt said in his own words that he would have no problem if Douglas overlooked a few things or were to count pinfalls at a different speed depending on who had their shoulders to the mat.That was a short while ago and now we join Kurt Angle back in his dressing room as he sits next to Stephanie McMahon on the rooms lone couch as the two of them stare at the wedding veil that Torrie so thoughtfully had sent to Kurt.A wedding veil that now sits on the table in front of them as the two stare at in silence that is till Kurt finally breaks the silence by speaking up.)

Kurt Angle:I`m going to make that woman pay Steph..I`m going to make her pay..

Stephanie McMahon:How?

Kurt Angle:Oh i have a few ideas Steph..cause you know what it`s not just about taking her freaking title anymore..Oh heck no i want to humilate that tramp..

Stephanie McMahon:Well i have a..

Kurt Angle:And i mean really humilate her Steph..and i`m not talking a chastity belt or some of the other stuff i did on her..Oh heck no i want to humilate her so badly that she won`t be able to ever show her face in the xwf again..I want to make her life a living freaking hell Steph and that Steph is true..Oh it`s damn true..

Stephanie McMahon:Really and just how are you going to do that Kurt?

Kurt Angle:Well to be honest Steph i`m not really sure,but you know what i have a week to think it over and when i do i`ll..

Stephanie McMahon:A week Kurt..Why wait that long when it just so happens that i have a great idea on how to make her miserable..

Kurt Angle:Oh you do..well what is it?

Stephanie McMahon:Well Kurt since Torrie wants to cause distractions in your personal life..i say we return the favour and cause a little distraction for her..Or should i say a big distraction..

Kurt Angle:(smiles)And how would you do that?

Stephanie McMahon:Well Kurt i was thinking of..(leans over and whispers something into Kurt`s ear before pulling away with a smile of her own.)So Kurt what do you think of my little plan?

Kurt Angle:Oh it`s brilliant Steph..When can you do it?

Stephanie McMahon:First thing tomorrow Kurt and trust me you just wait till he gets ahold of our little item..You can bet that Torrie is going to have a whole lot of explaining to do..

Kurt Angle:Oh it`s true..it`s damn true..(flashs a smug grin)So any chance i can persuade you to join me back at my hotel room for some..err for some you know dinner?

Stephanie McMahon:(frowns)Oh i wish i could Kurt..but if i`m going to get our little plan in effect for tomorrow morning then i better get started on it..(gets to her feet and heads towards the door)So i`ll see you in the morning Kurt..

Kurt Angle:Yeah good night Steph...

NEXT MORNING

(Early morning traffic is already picking up in Auburn Hills as people head off to work.The palace of Auburn Hills is no exception as several of the xwf wrestlers have arrived as they are cutting interviews for upcoming matches..Or with some of the wrestlers taking advantage of the fact that the arena has weight rooms and other training areas that the arena has avaliable to them.One of those wrestlers is none other than Kurt Angle who is busy doing a series of jumping jacks in his locker room.)

Kurt Angle:18..19..20..(hears door opening behind him)97..98..99...100..Whew that`s a freaking nuff for now..(turns around to see Stephanie staring at him.)So do you have it?

Stephanie McMahon:Oh i`ve got it Kurt..(yawns)It took me most of the damn night but here it is..(hands Kurt a book)So tell me what you think?

(Taking the book from Stephanie Kurt opens it up and begins to flip through it as a smile cross`s his face as he begins to read several of the passages.)

Kurt Angle:Oh this is great Steph..Really it is..for example this one..August 14th,2002:Dear Diary..today was a great day for me as once again i saw him..he`s so handsome and just to get a glimpse of him is more than i can handle..But it was all ruined when that fat pig Bubba bellowed for something..Honestly the man is so annoying..why i`ve lowered myself to dating him is beyond me?

Stephanie McMahon:OH well that one was pretty good Kurt..but here listen to this one..(takes the book back and opens it to another page.)January 31st,2002:Dear Diary:Yet another tragedy in my life as yet another man has come to his senses and dumped me..Although seeing my ex honey Shane brought a thrill to me..who knows maybe he`ll sleep with me again if i promise him another wedding..

Kurt Angle:Oh yeah well here let me try another..(takes the book and opens it to another page.)August 29th,2002:Dear Diary last night i thought of him again..I told Bubba i can`t wait to get my hands on him,but not for the reasons Bubba thinks..who knows maybe he`ll let me even touch his medals..(laughs)Not bloody likely...

Stephanie McMahon:Well if you think that`s good then turn to..September 14th..

Kurt Angle:Well then..(turns pages and reads as a grin cross`s his face.)WHOA!!September 14th,2002:Dear Diary the worst has happened to me as i saw Kurt Angle and that horrible McMahon woman in the middle of the ring..I felt like crying right there and there when i saw any hopes for a relationship with Kurt Angle slipping away from me..Holy cripe Steph she`s going to have one hell of a time explaining this to that fat pig..

Stephanie McMahon:Oh it gets better Kurt turn to just this morning..

Kurt Angle:(turns to the page and reads it)Holy crap Steph i don`t believe this one..(reads it aloud)September 20th,2002:Dear Diary i can`t stand much more of Bubba and his constant whining..it`s beginning to get me down and even worse i think it`s beginning to show as i`m sure Bubba suspects so needless to say i will be hiding this diary cause the last thing i want is for that fat bastard to find my inner most thoughts..to know that all the time i`m with him i secretly want him..A real man unlike bubba..a real..oh great i hear the fat pig calling my name i`ll have to finish this later...Oh boy Steph that`s great she`s going to have a tough time explaining that..so how do we make sure Bubba sees it..

Stephanie McMahon:Oh leave that up to me..

Short While Later

(The setting is the xwf cafeteria where several of the xwf superstars are enjoying a light lunch.One of those is none other than Bubba Ray Dudley who has a gloomly look on his face as he picks at a plate of fries.On the other side of the cafeteria we see Stephanie and Kurt looking at him with smug grins on their faces.)

Kurt Angle:Well there he is Steph..but how do we get this to him without him knowing it`s from us?

Stephanie McMahon:Oh you`ll see..(walks over to an xwf worker)Excuse me!!

Worker:Yes can i help you Miss McMahon?

Stephanie McMahon:Well yes you can..you see i found this..(hands the book to the worker)I think it`s Torrie Wilson`s diary..Not that i looked or anything..

Worker:Well then why don`t you just give it to Mr Dudley over there?

Stephanie McMahon:Well i would but bubba hates me so couldn`t you just tell him you found it..

Worker:Well i..

Stephanie McMahon:how about if i give you two hundred dollars..(hands some bills to the workers)SO!!

Worker:Ok..(takes the money)You`ve got a deal..

(And with that as Stephanie makes her way back to Kurt the xwf worker makes his way over to Bubba Ray Dudley and hands him the fake diary of Torrie Wilson.A diary that sits on the table for a few minutes till as Stephanie and Kurt are sneaking out of the cafeteria Bubba Ray Dudley gives into the urge and starts looking through it.)