Ryan Extremist Tells All...The Time Column 1

WHUT UP EVERYONE?!

RYE'S EXTREMIEST HERE! ALSO KNOWN AS MINA! WOO HOO FIRST TIME HERE WE GO! WELL, AS MOST OF YA'LL KNOW KRIS AND HOLLY YOUR CO FOUNDERS, SURPRISED ME ON FRIDAY NIGHT AND OFFERED ME THE JOB. LOL. BEFORE THEY OFFERED, THEY DID HAVE THEIR LITTLE FUN WITH ME! HAHA, SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH! BUT THEN THE CLEARED EVERYTHING, MY HEART RETURNED TO NORMAL HEART PUMPING AND I ACCEPTED THE JOB! OH WOW I WAS PSYCHED, I STILL AM! I COULDNT BELIEVE THEY HAD ASKED ME TO DO IT! I MEAN TO ME IT WAS A BIG HONOR!

SO HERE I AM, I AM NOW TO YOUR SERVICE! YOU WANNA SEE A PICTURE OF RYE W/ ME MAKIN A WIERD FACE BEHIND HIM! KRIS AND HOLLY WILL DECIDE TO ASSIGN THAT MISSION TO ME, AND OF COURSE I WILL DO IT WITH MUCH MUCH PLEASURE! I LOVE TERRORIZING THAT BOY! OK, SO HERE'S WASUP! IM PROBABLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST NERDS YOU ARE GOING TO RUN INTO! LOL. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW THIS, HAH I BELIEVE RYAN IS THE MOST GORGEOUS, SEXIEST, FIONEST, SWEETEST, FUNNIEST, BEST GUY TO EVER GRACE THE EARTH WITH HIS GORGEOUSNESS! LOL. OK SO I EXAGUARATE AT TIMES, BUT THIS GUY IS AWESOME! I KNOW MOST OF YOU GALS FEEL THE SAME OR ELSE YOU MIGHT NOW BE READING THIS RIGHT NOW.

OKIES. SO RYE IS THE BEST THING ALL AROUND CORRECTO? I MEAN DONT GET ME WRONG ALL THE GUYS ARE AWESOME AND I LOVE THEM ALL TO DEATH, BUT RYE IS SPECIAL...LOL...OH BOY I MUST WARN YOU I CAN TALK ABOUT RYE FOREVER, BUT I WONT. OK BACK ON TRACK SO, RYE IS SPECIAL HUH? YES HE IS! WELL, EVERY OTHER WEEK I WILL TELL ALL, LOL, WHATEVERS ON MY MIND, ANYTHING, IF YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING IN SPECIFIC, JUSS EMAIL IT TO KRIS OR HOLLY OR ME, AND WELL WOO HOO U GET TO READ ME TALK ABOUT YOUR SUBJECT.THIS IS LONG.. I TALK ALOT...LOL...

OK, SO IM SITTING HERE, AND IM THINKING ABOUT WHAT IT IS THAT I LIKE ABOUT THE GUYS, SOMEHTING THAT ISNT PERSONALITY, IM TALKIN LOOKS WISE. OK SO I BELIEVE THAT RYAN IS GORGEOUS INSIDE OUT. BUT THERES ONE THING THAT REALLY ATTRACTS ME TO HIM, YA'LL ARE GONNA THINK IM SOME KIND OF FREAK, BUT HEY, RYAN'S EXTREMEIST HERE, AND BEIN A FREAK FITS MY NAME. OK SO RYAN HAS A GORGEOUS I MEAN GORGEOUS NECK! U PROBABALLY HAVENT NOTICED BUT HIS NECK IS GORGEOUS! ITS JUSS NICE! WOW,I DIDNT THINK SOMEONE COULD HAVE A GORGEOUS NECK, KINDA WIERD HUH? I WONT BORE YOU WITH THE NECK STUFF, ILL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT GUY.

MATT: WHAT ISNT THERE TO LOVE ABOUT THAT BOY? HES FUNNY, SWEET, HE SINGS HE DANCES. HES ALL AROUND PERFECT. BUT HAVE YOU EVER NOTCIED THAT LITTLE GRIN OF HIS? THAT ONE THAT MEANS HE'S ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING, HAHA AND ITS BAD? LOL...I LOVE THAT ABOUT MATT!! ITS GREAT!

OK SO WHAT ABOUT NICK? HMM...ANOTHER PERFECT MALE. BUT I THINK WE ALL AGREE ON THOSE GREEN/HAZEL EYES OF HIS!T HEY LIKE SUCK YOU IN! IT CAN GET FREAKY, DONT EVER MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM! LOL. SO WE GOT 2 MORE TO GO.

DOMINIC: OK THIS TO ME IS TOUGH. DONT ASK WHY I LOVE DOMINIC VERY MUCH, BUT ITS TOUGH FOR ME TO POINT OUT HIS GOOD LOOKS, I MEAN HE'S PRETTY GOOD LOOKIN TOO BUT I ONO, IM STRANGE. I GUESS ABOUT DOM, ITS THE BODY! WOW THAT BODY!WOO!!HAHA.

TODD: TODDIE TODDIE TODDIE! I LOVE THAT BOY! HES AWESOME, HES PROBABLY SERIOSULY THE BEST THING EVER. WHAT IS THE THING THAT I THINK GRLS LIKE ABOUT HIM? ITS THOSE EYES! OH BOY THOSE EYES, AND WHEN HE WEARS BABY BLUE! THEY COME OUT LIKE 2 SHOOTING STARS! TODD'S EYES ARE GORGEOUS!

ALL THE GUYS ARE GORGEOUS...HAHA RYE BEIN THE MOST GORGEOUS OF THEM ALL OF COURSE, HAHA. ITS WIERD, PRETTY SOON A BUNCH OF GRLS ARE GOING TO HAVE THE GUYS UP AS PIN UPS! ALL THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE POSTERS ARE GOIN TO BE TAKEN DOWN AND REPLACED W/ PINUPS OF MATT! FREAKS ME OUT AT TIMES. LOL. THE POINT HERE IS THAT WOW THE GUYS ARE BEAUTIFUL! LOL...AGAIN ESPECIALLY RYAN! MR. AMERICA! HAHA. STRANGELY, I HAVE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY....BUT HEY...WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT THE GUYS? WHAT ATTRACTS YOU TO THEM? WHAT KEEPS YOU COMIN TO ALL THEIR EVENTS? EVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT? LOL. LET ME KNOW! LOL.

SO I GUESS THIS IS COMING TO AN END FOR THIS WEEK! SO WHAT YOU THINK? FIRST ONE, I DIDNT REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO! HEY IF U THINK IT STINKED LET ME KNOW! PLZ! I WANNA BE GOOD AT THIS, REMEMBER IM DOING IT FOR YOU! SO ALL YOU GRLS CAN BE ENTERTAINED. ILL GET BETTER I PROMISE!=) AND I WONT ONLY TALK ABOUT THE GUYS I SWEAR! LOL. HAHA THIS IS GOIN TO BE ALOT OF FUN! REMEMBER TO SEND ANY SUGGESTIONS TO KRIS OR HOLLY, IF YA WANT TO ME TOO. BUT THE FOUNDERS ARE HOLLY AND KRIS SO EVERYTHING GOES TO THEM! LOL...AND REMEMBER IF I SUCK TOO MUCH THEN, HAHA YOU ALWAYS GOT UR WEEKLY TOWNSEND FIX TO LOOK FORWARD TO!! LOL, KRIS DOES A GREAT JOB ON THOSE! WELL GUYS N GRLS...TIME TO SAY GOODBYE! ITS WAS KEWL WRITING THIS. AND I'LL CATCH YA'LL AROUND IN 2 WEEKS! STAY SAFE, KEEP THE LOVE FOR RYE! KTTPA! PEACE IN UR HOOD =)

LOVE ALWAYS
MINA
*RYANS EXTREMEIST!*

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