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Slowly our scene is fading in after the last commercial break. The cameras are already focused in the backstage area but still the crazed and dedicated WWF fans can be head screaming at the top of their lungs. The cameras quickly begin scrambling throughout the halls until they reach a locker room that says "The Gorgeous One" Stephanie Bellars in bold black fancy print set inside a golden glitter star. Another camera is set inside the room and the view fades out to it. Stephanie Bellars can be seen sitting in front of her very only large screen television on a black leather sofa with a glass of wine in her hand. She is wearing a nice tight one piece red leather dress that stops just above her mid-thigh with platform black boots. Her gorgeous blonde hair is naturally curly as usual and lays gently upon her back and shoulders. Stephanie Bellars gets a disgusted look on her face obviously watching Jenna Jameson's latest promo and sets her wine glass down. She gazes deeply into the television watching Jenna's every move and listening to her every word. Bellars gets a cocky smirk on her face and brushes her hair from her face before speaking.
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Haha... I should have known that trashy whore would have something to say about my reactions this past Sunday night at No Way Out! Hehe... what was she expecting? She didn't REALLY think I wanted to be her friend did she? After all she even admitted that her reason for being here is simply to win the Women's Championship... and I for one will NOT be her shadow! I want that title just as much as her if not more and unless she's willing to play second best and sit and wait until I lose the title I highly suggest she starts making up a good game plan to take me out because if I have things my way... only one of us will be the Dominate Diva around this place... no it won't be Stephanie obviously... and most defiantly not Jenna... it's going to be none other than 'The World Most Gorgeous Blonde' ME! Stephanie Bellars!

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Stephanie Bellars smirks once again and stands to her feet. She takes another sip of her wine before heading towards the door to exit and start some trouble as usual. Just as she steps foot outside the dressing room door right in front of her just awaiting her presence is none other than WWF Raw backstage interviewer 'The Horny She-Devil' Terri! Stephanie Bellars hesitantly stops but then remembers how much her fans love her and agrees to shoot a short interview just this once with Terri.
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Stephanie... would you mind a quick interview with me about this upcoming Monday night Raw?

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Sure Terri... after all.. the camera loves me.
 

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Alright thank you... Stephanie this Monday night you'll be faced off against Torrie Wilson in your second round of the WWF's first ever Women's Championship title belt tournament. Torrie and yourself along with Jenna Jameson and Stephanie McMahon were all very successful this past Sundya night at No Way Out in your first round matches and although Torrie was probably the least favorite to win in the Molly v. Torrie match she did it and proved that not only is she a Play Boy Bunny but she's also got wrestling skills to match her looks!
 

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So I guess this is the part I should start shaking in my boots? *pretend shivers* YAH RIGHT! Terri I'll have you know Molly and I can't even be compared therefore to me her win against Molly was nothing surprising. Besides Molly is fat so she probably ran out of breath in the middle of the match. me on the other hand... well I'm obviously slim and healthy and very capable of kicking Torrie's ass just like I did Lita last Sunday night... and yes Lita is much more talented than Torrie in my opinion. All Torrie is and forever will be is eye candy. That's her purpose with this company... she's not worth much. Her role is to show her breast every Raw and look pretty. Women like myself however have more than one purpose. I am Gorgeous so I can indeed easily play Torrie's role, along with wrestling, and various other storylines and angles because me unlike Torrie... well I can actually ACT! You know what Terri? Torrie reminds me of the usual high school popular stuck up blonde. The one that stands in the shadow of the more pretty and gorgeous blonde leader that she strives so hard to be like. That leader would be me! You see ever since I started my wrestling career back in the wCw Torrie has TRIED to be me! She quickly began to lose weight, died her hair a brighter blonde... and even began to wear more revealing clothing to outdo me. But what Torrie still seems to not comprehend is that no matter how hard she tries she will never.. yes NEVER match up to all I have to offer! She will never ever be Stephanie Bellars and that's just that...
 

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Well what makes you so sure that it's you she's trying to imitate? There are so many blondes... and no offense but you weren't the first...
 

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Terri are you questioning my intelligence!?! I never said I was the first blonde to bring a fashion statement to the world of wrestling, I was just the most successful in doing so. You see unlike Sunny and Sable I didn't have to use cheesy catch phrases or sleep with EVERY guy to get noticed. I simply stepped out onto that stage and every guy fell in love with me and immediately ever female admired or wanted to be me! It's that simple Terri... and as I have proven... Torrie would be one of those women...
 

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So what you're basically saying is Torrie is a Stephanie wannabee and you don't find her to be much of a challenge therefore you won't need to put much effort into this match between the two of you come Monday night Raw?
 

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Yeah Basically... Now lets continue on with this interview Terri, you're really starting to bore me...
 

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Okay... *rolls eyes* So what's with Jenna and yourself? The little cat-fight between the two of you last Sunday night at No Way Out caught the eyes of many...
 

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Jenna? Ugh... what a whore if you ask me. She had it coming... using me comb... the nerves of her!
 

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This fight was about her using your comb!?!
 

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That and allot of other things. it was just a fight waiting to happen. Ever since my first day meeting her I knew she was no good. she's constantly talking about herself and putting herself off to be something so great mean while she hasn't done anything great besides beating Trish Stratus which isn't much of an accomplishment... I mean who hasn't pinned Trish? Or then again... what guy hasn't pinned Jenna?
 

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Is this rivalry because her porn sells better than yours?
 

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OH MY GOD! Terri! How dare you mention that on national television!?! And I'll have you know that my ONE porn tape sold more than her MILLIONS ever had! My fans are dedicated and love me and I thank them for buying my video and making me the number one sold around the world.
 

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Well...
 

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Well I think you just ended the interview with your last catty comment... you... you little SKANK!
 

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Stephanie Bellars pushes Terri aside who gets the look of disbelief on her face. Stephanie storms off cockily down the halls when she runs into WWF Raw Superstar Jenna Jameson! Stephanie Bellars gets the look of disgust set on her face. Jenna does the same, but is more obvious with hers as she fears no one. Stephanie Bellars favors one leg more than the other and slants to her side flipping her hair form her face while Jenna stands before her with her hand son her hips and a stern look on her face.
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So... are you gonna move... or am I gonna have to make you?

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I think you'll have to TRY and move me because I'm not FUCKING moving anywhere!
 

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Awe is little Jenna still upset I kicked your ass last week at No Way Out!?!

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HaHa! You kicking my ass!?! Get the fuck out of here, I saw things differently... besides that was just a fucking cat-fight no talent was involved especially since you attacked me first!
 

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I noticed you like to use the word 'fuck' allot... I wonder why? ...

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Kiss my ass bitch! You think you're big and bad now but you just wait till Raw... haha...
 

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HaHa what? We're not even facing... *rolls eyes* You make us blondes look bad...

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Duh! *rolls eyes* Dumb ass whore! Do I need to explain everything? *Stephanie looks confused* I guess so... anyways what i'm saying is I get a good feeling you're gonna beat Torrie's little frail ass on Raw and I KNOW for a fact I have got Stephanie defeated so if things work as I plan them to I'll be going mono e mono against you for the World Women's Championship and kicking your ass the whole time showing you why you are nothing compared to the FILTHY FUCKING FLOW OF JENNA JAMESON!
 

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Oh is that so? Haha... well I must agree with you on one thing, I for sure will indeed be moving on in this tournament but you... well I have a feeling that Stephanie McMahon will have YOU beat... haha then it'll be ME kicking her butt all over the arena!

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Bite me bitch! I should have known you'd be too afraid to admit I'm the better woman... typical fucking whore! I don't have time for this childish shit... I'll see you at Raw fucker!
 

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Jenna pushes past Stephanie Bellars and heads off down the halls. Bellars gets the look of disgust on her face once again and brushes her top off so that no herpes or germs Jenna might have will have rubbed off on her. Stephanie Bellars then heads off down the halls towards a special divas photo shoot as the scene fades out to black.
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Our scene slowly fades in once again. This time a special stage and set can be seen. It's pretty and pink/silver with 'The Gorgeous One' written on various items. As the cameras scan the room 'The Stephanie Bellars Show' can be seen blinking in pink and white letters before the cameras find Stephanie Bellars ready and prepared to begin.
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Hello, Hello! *blows kisses and waves* It's been a while eh? *fans cheer* Yes, ever since my departure from the WWF/wCw you guys must have just been DYING since the cancellation of 'THE GORGEOUS GEORGE SHOW'! But have no fear, no none at all for the 'STEPHANIE BELLARS SHOW' has arrived to take its place and do what I love to do best... PLEEEEEASE my fans! *Bellars shakes her hips* So are you guys ready for some NAUGHTY... HARDCORE... STIFF... NON-STOP action!?! *fans cheer* And ladies... are you ready to sit back... relax... and take notes as I make all you S.B. Wannabees jealous!?! *women boo* Well I think it's about time to get DIRRTY because as of right now... it's time to begin the STEPHANIE BELLARS SHOW! *lights flicker* Now our first guest on the debuting Stephanie Bellars Show will be none other than WHORIE WILSON! Yes that's right ladies and gentlemen Whorie and I have decided to put our differences aside just for ONE night and one night only as she becomes my first official guest! Lets bring her out shall we?

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"Just Need alittle Time" by Lillian Garcia blares loudly over the PA system as a ugly duplicate of Torrie Wilson steps out and onto the stage. There are computer generated 'boos' as she taunts the fans raising one finger and kissing it. Whore Wilson is wearing a two piece white dress and belly shirt with platform white heels, her hair is long and blonde but has uneven ends and the colors don't match completely. Whorie also has acne all over her face and her make up is horribly thrown on.
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Hello Whorie Wilson, and thank you for joining me... anything you'd like to say before we begin?

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Stephanie, like oh my gawd! *bats eyes* You are like my favorite female athlete EVER! Like I love you more than um Christina Aguilera! You're like so better than her... it's craaaazy!

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Awe well how sweet eh?
 

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Crazy like the size of my nipples when I'm horny baby! Oh yeah, and even though it's well known you're going to beat me this Monday night at Raw I just wanna make sure we can put this all aside and you'll still allow me to be in your presence in our future encounters!?!

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Well I guess I'll have to think about that.... you know... I am a busy woman.
 

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THANK YOU! It's just an honor knowing that you'd even take the time to consider.

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Well I have been known to be a major sweet heart I suppose... but anyways Whorie Wilson... what makes you so sure I'm going to defeat you this Monday night?
 

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Well why wouldn't I be sure? You're just so much better than me... and every other woman in this company! The World Wrestling Federation would be nothing if we didn't have such a great woman like you here. I so wanna be like you some day.

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Hehe... *pats Whorie on the back* Don't they all? But like I have said numerous times before, no matter how hard anyone tries there can only be ONE Stephanie Bellars... since you didn't understand that I guess I'll just have to show you this Monday night on Raw and get it through your bleached blonde head!
 

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Eeeek! *looks scared* Please no! I'll do anything Stephanie!

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Well it's too late now... and Whorie, no offense to you sweetheart but my ratings are dropping, encase you haven't noticed dumb blondes with big tits and bad acne faded out years ago!

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Stephanie Bellars stands before Whorie Wilson and kicks her in the mid-section forcing her to bend down. Stephanie then sticks her head in between her thighs setting her up for the 'Gorgeous Bomb' her trademark maneuver. Stephanie Bellars thinks twice about it and then pushes Whorie back from between her legs. Whorie gets on her knees and begins thanking Bellars. Stephanie suddenly charges Whorie and plats the SWINGING NECKBREAKER on Whorie! The trademark move of Torrie Wilson! Stephanie Bellars flips her hair back and stand sover the fallen body of Whorie as 'Like Wo' by Mya blares loudly over the PA system and Bellars stands back in front of the camera with a huge smile on her face.
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Thank you ladies and gentlemen for joining me for yet another edition of 'THE STEPHANIE BELLARS SHOW' until next week... I'm Stephanie Bellars... and *points at the fallen Whorie Wilson* that my friends... was SIMPLY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGEOUS!

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Stephanie Bellars blows a kiss into the cameras before giggling and heading off the set before the scene fades out to a black.
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