| I've already started writing down the lines from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and I'll get them typed up A.S.A.P!! K so keep checking back.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Script
1. In a Cage
Harry
I can't let you out Hedwig. I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school. Besides, if Uncle Vernon--
Uncle Vernon
Harry Potter!
Harry
Now you've done it.
Aunt Petunia
He's in there. Vernon?
Uncle Vernon
I'm warning you, if you can't control that bloody bird, it'll have to go.
Harry
But she's bored. If I could only let her out for an hour or two.
Uncle Vernon
Ha! So you can send secret messages to your freaky little friends? No sir!
Harry
I haven't had any messages from any of my friends, not one, all summer.
Dudley
Who would want to be friends with you?
Uncle Vernon
I should think you'd be a little more grateful. We've raised you since you were a baby, given you the food off our table, even let you have Dudley's second bedroom, purely out of the goodness of our hearts.
Aunt Petunia
Not now bopkins, for when the Masons arrive.
Uncle Vernon
Which should be any minute. Ahem. Now, let's go over our schedule once again, shall we? Petunia, when the Masons arrive, you will be?
Aunt Petunia
In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home.
Uncle Vernon
Good. And, Dudley you will be?
Dudley
I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon
Excellent. And you?
Harry
I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
Uncle Vernon
Too right you will. With any luck, this could well be the day I make the biggest deal of my career. And you will not mess it up.
2. Dobby's Warning
Dobby
Hahaha! Hoohoo! Harry Potter. Such an honour it is.
Harry
Who are you?
Dobby
Dobby, sic. Dobby the house elf.
Harry
Not to be rude of anything but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom.
Dobby
Oh, oh yes sir, Dobby understands. It's just that Dobby has come to tell you, it is difficult sir. Dobby wonders where to begin.
Harry
Why don't you sit down?
Dobby
Sit down? Sit-sit down? (cries)
Harry
Dobby shush! I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean to offend you or anything
Dobby
Offend Dobby? Dobby has heard of your greatness sir, but never has he been asked to sit down by a wizard, like an equal.
Harry
You can't have met many decent wizards then.
Dobby
No, I haven't. That was an awful thing to say.
Harry
Stop! Dobby! Dobby shush! Dobby please stop.
Uncle Vernon
Oh don't mind that it's just the cat.
Dobby
Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!
Harry
Dobby stop! Are you alright?
Dobby
Dobby had to punish himself sir. Dobby almost spoke ill of his family sir.
Harry
Your family?
Dobby
The wizard family Dobby serves sir. Dobby is bound to serve one family forever. If they even knew Dobby was here...But Dobby had to come. Dobby has to protect Harry Potter, to warn him. Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year. There is a plot, a plot to make most terrible things happen.
Harry
What terrible things? Who's plotting them?
Dobby
Oh! Eggh! Keh! No!
Harry
Ok, I understand you can't say. Dobby, Dobby. Put the lamp down.
Uncle Vernon
So, when they arrive at the ninth hole--
Harry
Give me the lamp! Dobby stop! Get in there, and keep quiet.
Uncle Vernon
What the devil are you doing up here?
Harry
I-I was just--
Uncle Vernon
You just ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke.
Harry
Sorry
Uncle Vernon
One more sound, and you'll wish you'd never been born boy. And fix that door.
Harry
Yes sir. See why I've got to go back? I don't belong here. I belong in your world, at Hogwarts. It's the only place I've got friends.
Dobby
Friends who don't even write to Harry Potter?
Harry
Well I expect they've been...hang on, how do you know my friends haven't been writing to me?
Dobby
Harry Potter mustn't be angry with Dobby. Dobby hoped if Harry Potter thought his friends had forgotten him, Harry Potter might not want to go back to school sir.
Harry
Give me those, now.
Dobby
No! Ahh!
Harry
Dobby get back here! Dobby please no.
Dobby
Harry Potter must say he's not going back to school.
Harry
I can't. Hogwarts is my home
Dobby
Then Dobby must do it sir. For Harry Potter's own good.
Uncle Vernon
I'm so sorry. It's my nephew, he's very disturbed. Meeting strangers upsets him. That's why I kept him upstairs.
3. Car Rescue
Uncle Vernon
You're never going back to that school. You're never going to see those freaky friends of yours again, never!
Ron
Hiya Harry
Harry
Ron. Fred. George. What are you all doing here?
Ron
Rescuing you of course. Now come one, get your trunk. You better stand back. Let's go.
Uncle Vernon
What was that?
Aunt Petunia
What is it?
Uncle Vernon
Potter!
Dudley
Dad, what's going on?
Harry
Go, go, go, go
Dudley
Dad, hurry up!
Ron
Come on
Fred/George
Come on Harry
Fred/George
Come on Harry, hurry up.
Uncle Vernon
Petunia, he's escaping
Ron
I've got you Harry
Uncle Vernon
Come here!
Harry
Let go of me!
Uncle Vernon
Oh no boy. You and that bloody pigeon aren't going anywhere.
Harry
Get off!
Ron
Drive!
Fred/George
Right!
Fred/George
Right!
Uncle Vernon
No, no, no, no, no
Aunt Petunia
Ahhh!
Dudley
Dad!
Uncle Vernon
Damn
Ron
By the way Harry, happy birthday.
4. The Burrow
Fred/George
Come on, come on. Okay come on. Shh. Okay come on. Shh. Be quiet.
Ron
Do you think it'd be alright if we had some of this?
Fred/George
Yeah, Mum will never know.
Ron
It's not much, but it's home.
Harry
I think it's brilliant.
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