(Dudley sings and plays the piano to "Baby Love") Dudley [319k MP3]

Eh, more good news! This has been my favourite day, ever! Dudley [160k WAV]

Romantic Comedy

Oh, sh!t! Romantic Comedy [39.6k WAV]

Foul Play

What's the matter, baby? Foul Play [19.6k WAV]

(Sings "I Feel The Earth Move Under My Feet") Foul Play [288k MP3]

You're put on this world to do your thing. I'm put on this world to do my thing. And if per chance our things....do....meet. That's....that's groovy! Foul Play [306k MP3]

Oh, sure thing, baby. Anything you say. Foul Play [69.3k MP3]

What about that, then? Foul Play [29.9k WAV]

Arthur

What are you doing here, and why are you talking like that? Arthur [74.2k MP3]

Orchestra!

[Jokingly yells at a member of the orchestra] Orchestra! Volume 3 [151k MP3]

[Laughs while playing the piano with Sir Georg Solti] Orchestra! Volume 3 [57.9k MP3]

Crazy People

I'm f^cking nuts! Crazy People [27.1k WAV]

You did quite a bit of silent farting, in the car, so you're not perfect, either. ("Take care of yourself.") You're, you're putting me in here because I'm short! Crazy People [193k WAV]

30 Is A Dangerous Age, Cynthia

You! [clears throat] You heard what the lady said! You're unbelievable! ("Who's this?") Nevermind who she is. Who I am. Just, uh, cool it, baby. And, go away. 30 Is A Dangerous Age, Cynthia [235k MP3]

Cool it, baby. 30 Is A Dangerous Age, Cynthia [18.7k WAV]

Like Father Like Son

[Dudley calls in to work pretending to be sick] Like Father Like Son [407k MP3]

Sh!t! Like Father Like Son [10.4k WAV]

75th Annual Academy Awards Clips

Good evening. My pants are killing me. 2003 75th Annual Academy Awards Clips [58.4k WAV]

Best Defense

Brighter side? What the f^ck is the brighter side? Best Defense [50.6k WAV]

Oh! Well, why didn't you say so, earlier? He might've killed somebody? Why, sure! In that case, I'd love to help! Ha ha ha! What are you, crazy?! I'm just an engineer! Best Defense [155k MP3]

Oh, yeah? Well, f^ck you! Best Defense [44.4k WAV]

I mean, shit. What a world. Best Defense [39.7k WAV]

What if I don't see you because you're not there? In that case, I suppose I'm f^cked. Best Defense [103k MP3]

Ivory tower?! I've just been caught in a hotel room with my pants down! Best Defense [57.9k MP3]

The bits of wisdom I've picked up over the years. Like, never pass up the opportunity to take a p!ss. Best Defense [136k MP3]

Ahh! ("Ahh!") ("Shh!") 'Shush?!' What the f^ck do you mean, 'Shush?!' Best Defense [71k MP3]

What is this?! Best Defense [17.2k WAV]

[Work talk with erotic overtones] Best Defense [1.18MB MP3]

What the f^ck is going on in here? Best Defense [57.4k WAV]

Oh, thirty-four, not too tight in the crotch. Could I have them by Tuesday afternoon? What the f^ck is going on here?! Best Defense [74.2k mp3]

Arthur 2: On The Rocks

[laughs] Am I right? Answer me! [laughs] Arthur 2: On The Rocks [56.3k mp3]

We clean the whole place up. We paint the walls. This place would be a sh!thole. Arthur 2: On The Rocks [62.8k mp3]

[laughs] Here, why don't you come on in? I'm naked, I'm horizontal, I am covered with bubbles, so most of your work is already done! [laughs] Arthur 2: On The Rocks [144k mp3]

Here. Here! Hi. Hello. Hello, in there. Hi. It's me. ("You have to be the most annoying man I have ever met.") Do I have to? Arthur 2: On The Rocks [242k mp3]

Hello! Hello, hello, hello, hello! Arthur 2: On The Rocks [30.2k mp3]

Listen, mother, I told you, I can't--you don't seem to understa-- ("Get that thing out of my face!") I'm sorry. Arthur 2: On The Rocks [75.9k mp3]

I.O.L. I.O.L! I've always dreampt of I.O.L. Arthur 2: On The Rocks [57.9k mp3]

[Sloppy piano chords from "Mary Had A Little Lamb"] Arthur 2: On The Rocks [66.1k mp3]

Ah! Ah, well, in that case, uh, put on one of her nightgowns and uh, come in here, would you? ("Sir?") Oh, come on Fairchild. I know you want it. I've seen the way you look at me. Arthur 2: On The Rocks [244k mp3]

I'm not eight years old, father. Ahem. How'd'you make an "A?" [laughs] It's all right, I remember. Who are we merging with? ("Burt Johnson.") Burt Johnson?! But, he's a maniac! ("He's not a maniac, Arthur!") Well, he's maniac-ish. Arthur 2: On The Rocks [260k mp3]

Now look at me! I have my own pail. I have my own squeegee sponge. I'll show them all! Arthur 2: On The Rocks [69.3k mp3]

I'm thankful I got the smallest piece of meatloaf. [laughs] Arthur 2: On The Rocks [146k mp3]

You're such an @$$hole. Arthur 2: On The Rocks [22k mp3]

Derek And Clive Get The Horn

Ah, f^ckin' hell! Derek And Clive Get The Horn [23.6k mp3]

[Derek & Clive discuss Clive wanting to french kiss Derek] Derek And Clive Get The Horn [451k mp3]

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