At the apartment complex where Eric, Rachel
&
Jack lived, the roommates were getting ready to go to
a costume party. Rachel (as Cinderella) was waiting
ever so patiently for the boys to get ready.
"Eric, Jack, we're nearly late!" called Rachel.
"Hold your horses, I'm almost done." said
Eric.
Eric Matthews came out of his bedroom wearing
a
Batman (Batman Beyond) outfit.
"What do you think?" he asked in a deep voice.
"Cool, if you like cross-over inside jokes!"
quipped Rachel, "Too bad you can't compete for the
best costume contest, you won last year when you were
Homer Simpson."
"D-oh!" exclaimed Eric.
"You'd make a great live action Homer Simpson."
said Jack, then he came out from his bedroom wearing a
green Superman-type outfit.
"Who are you suppose to be?" asked Rachel.
"I'm Super Coool Matt!" exclaimed Jack.
"Hold it!" snapped Eric, "That's not even
a real
super hero. Where did you get the idea?"
"I saw it on a Lawrence Brothers webpage on
the
computer." explained Jack.
"I read his stories," said Rachel, "It's a
fanfic
series where Joey, Matt & Andy are
motorcycle-crimefighting super hero rock stars. They
always sing songs with positive infuential messages in
them."
"Man," groaned Eric, "This fanfic's nothing
but a
shameless plug for Larry to sneak in!"
"You're not just whistling Dixie, buster!"
I
quipped, "Let the readers continue reading this
story."
"Since you're a singing super hero, let's
hear
you perform." challenged Eric.
"Later," said Jack, "You don't want to know
what
happens after I play the guitar & sing."
So the trio left for the costume party.
Meanwhile @ the Matthews house, Morgan was
getting ready for another date as her mom helped her
get ready.
"I can't believe my little girl's growing
up."
she said helping her with make-up asking,
"Who's the lucky boy this time?"
"He moved from Wisconsin & likes to play
the
guitar & sports. We have so much in common. One of
my freinds set me up with him."
"Morgan, the only sport you play is bowling
& you
can't play an instrument. I wish Cory had seen this
moment. But he, Topanga, Shawn & Angela had other
plans."
"Maybe it's for the best," quipped Morgan,
"I
never get to do anything on Boy Meets World!"
The doorbell rang, then Morgan rushed to fix
her
face. She raced down to the living room where Alan
was relaxing on the sofa. When she opened the door,
her parents couldn't believe who her date was.
"Hi, I'm Morgan's date. Am I on time?"
he asked.
"Brendan Lambert from Step By Step!" they
said in
shock.
"Morgan," Alan asked, "Why are you dating
Brendan? What could you possibly have in common with
him?"
Morgan & Brendan started singing "We're
a Couple
of Misfits" because both characters are misfits on
each of their sitcoms. The parents groaned over that
terrible pun!
"Larry definately watches too many Christmas
specials." groaned Amy.
"Where are you two going?" asked Alan.
"Fried chicken dinner." said Brendan, "I'll
have
your daughter home by 8:30."
As Morgan & Brendan left for their date,
Amy was
puzzled, "Fried chicken!? Most teenagers would grab a
burger, eat pizza or have a sundae."
"I guess that's why their misfits." said Alan.
At the chicken place, Morgan & Brendan
had eyes
for each other while eating some fried chicken.
"This is different, I like it." said Morgan.
"Real cool place." said Brendan, "Cool chicken
buffet along with lots of desserts. Ice cream, pie,
cobbler." Then he changed the subject, "Morgan, would
you mind if I kissed you? Just a peck."
"Not @ all." she sighed.
As Brendan was about to kiss Morgan, she started
choking & gagging. Brendan knew what to do since she
was in danger & gave her the Heimlich Manuver, then
she recovered with full consciousness.
"Thanks for saving me Brendan." said Morgan
then
taking a drink of her soda. Then the tables were
turned, she gave him a real kiss as Brendan got love's
first kiss.
At the costume party, Eric, Rachel & Jack
were
dancing to taped music. Rachel & Jack danced normal
while Eric did the famous Bat-Dance done by Adam
(Batman) West. About 30 minutes later, the party host
stood in front of a microphone where a live band was
playing.
"OK guys & gals," he announced, "We have
our
winners for best male & female costume. Each sex will
receive a $50 prize. Ladies first."
Snare drum roll plays.
"The winner is, Rachel for her Cinderella
outfit!"
Rachel came up on stage to receive her envelope
containing a $50 bill.
"Our male winner..."
"Hold it!" exclaimed Eric as he rushed over
to
the bandstand & asked the drummer to move it. He then
played a snare drum roll himself saying,
"Cool! I always wanted to play the drums
as
Batman." Exclaimed Eric, still playing.
"Jack for his green Superman outfit!"
Jack went on stage & told Eric,
"You're a moron!"
Jack explained to the crowd after getting
his $50
prize.
"I'm Super Cool Matt. The green super
hero who
cares about children's future. Could I borrow your
electric guitar?"
The guitarist gave him his electric guitar.
Jack
jammed playing a guitar solo, then a rhythm riff.
Then Jack performed The Super Cool Brothers theme song
in singular form.
"I'm a Super Cool Brother, I'm from the hood.
I drive a motorcycle,
fighting crime for good.
Why am I super & cool as can be?
Drug free's the way to be!"
Jack played another guitar solo, then put
a
finish on it. When the crowd cheered Jack's
performance, a ship's bell was heard, followed by a
whoop=Whoop-WHOOOOOOOOOP!
Jack told Eric,
"I told you, whenever I play the guitar &
sing,
Larry has to rub it in with The Prize Is Priced!"
The crowd starts chanting like Curly, "Woo
woo
woo woo woo! Noel, Louie, the peas! Noel, Louie, the
peas!"
"That's a terrible way to end this story!"
groaned Rachel.
"What a way to end this story!" I said
excitingly, "Hope you enjoy reading it. So long!"
Eric butted in saying,
"Feed your dog & cat regularly to provide
them
with a shiny coat!"
THE END!!
