Alex BB3 Comic-Strips

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Alex BB3 Comic-Strips

No sugar -- and the cake was burnt as well...

ALEX: We’ve got no sugar now, at all
SANDY: No we do, in the big silver thing
ALEX: Where? There is sugar, you mean?
SANDY: Come here
(Alex follows him to the kitchen area)

(Sandy searches in vain through various containers)
SPENCER: Can't have all gone. No sugar?
SANDY: That is weird. Cos one of these was nearly full.
ALEX: Who can eat so much sugar?

SPENCER: What about this? Looks like it had all the sugar in it
SANDY: Oh! They used all that sugar for that cake didn’t they! For fuck’s sake!
LYNNE: How do you mean?
SANDY: They made a cake, I saw them making a cake
ALEX: And the cake was burnt as well

SANDY: Oh for fuck’s sake. I mean, if you’ve got no sugar you don’t make things like cake. That’s just basic.
SPENCER: You're right though
PJ: I completely agree
SUNITA: (to Alex) Can I have a few of your granules?

Alex improvizes accordion ditties about his housemates...

There was a girl called Lynne
She said my chair was crap
And when she got evicted
I said 'Ha - what do you think about that!' There was a guy called PJ
He liked to stay in bed
He found it hard to get up
Cos he had a heavy head

There was a girl called Sunita
We never got to greet her
Jade found it hard to say her name
And said 'Can I call you Gita?' There was a boy called Spencer
He really made me laugh
You know what, I don't think he ever
Had a fuckin' bath

There was a girl called Alison
She was happy as could be
But then she said she'd rather
Be dead than get married to me There was a man called Sandy
He had a shirt of silk
And it went very nice
With his tartan kilt

There was an old man called Jonny
Who said irritating things
Re-peat-ed-ly! There was a girl called Jade
One day we woke up
And we thought that
She got laid !

"She sure changed her mind afterwards" - much to Alex's relief...

ADELE: I’m sick of these Big Brother romances. Lee and Sophie...Kate and Spencer...

JADE: Alex and Adele...

ALEX: And there was me and Alison as well

JADE: You and Alison ?

ALEX: Yeah. She stuck her toe down my throat, on this very bed, on the first week! And she didn’t even lose the dare, she just did it, I got attacked! And she was losing on purpose as well.
But she sure changed her mind afterwards. Think the exact words were, "I’d rather die than marry Alex"...

(Jade cackles with laughter)

ALEX: ...To which I was, believe it or not, quite relieved.

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There was a girl called Lynne She said my chair was crap And when she got evicted I said 'Ha - what do you think about that!'		There was a guy called PJ He liked to stay in bed He found it hard to get up Cos he had a heavy head
There was a girl called Sunita We never got to greet her Jade found it hard to say her name And said 'Can I call you Gita?'		There was a boy called Spencer He really made me laugh You know what, I don't think he ever Had a fuckin' bath
There was a girl called Alison She was happy as could be But then she said she'd rather Be dead than get married to me		There was a man called Sandy He had a shirt of silk And it went very nice With his tartan kilt
There was an old man called Jonny Who said irritating things Re-peat-ed-ly!		There was a girl called Jade One day we woke up And we thought that She got laid !