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Gilbert Gottfried

Name: Gilbert Gottfried

DOB: February 28th, 1955

Birthplace: Brooklyn

Family: Mother, Jackie; youngest of 3

You can currently see him: On "Hollywood Squares" with Whoopi Goldberg

Some credits: Aladdin, The Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves as Iago; Dr. Dolittle as the impulsive dog ("Throw the ball! Throw the ball!"); Look Who's Talking Too, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, and Def Jam's How to be a Player

A fact: Gilbert's trademark eyes squinting came out of nervousness!

Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.

"Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incred-- I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise!"

"I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!"

The Return of Jafar

[Singing] "From here on in, I'm looking out for me!"

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

"You're a good guy, Kazeem. But not too good!"

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

"If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch!"

Hollywood Squares

Tom: 'Dr. Joyce Brothers says that when two people are in love, something grows as much as two inches. What?'

"It grows as much as two inches? Well, let's see, that would make it... two and half inches."

Tom: Gilbert, should you have shiatzu with your clothes on?

"Personally, I don't give a shiatzu one way or another."

Whoopi: Gilbert's bothering me!

Tom: Is Gilbert bothering you?

Whoopi: He keeps giving me the eye! I'm not looking at him. What?

[Gilbert advances to her]

Whoopi: Stop it, Gilbert! I can feel you coming!

"She can feel me coming!"
Unofficial Gilbert Gottfried page
Interview with Gilbert
Interview at
Gilbert's bio at
The land of the three named people
An Aladdin page
Gilbert Gottfried sounds (scroll down to after Mr. Rogers)
20 Questions with Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried still a stand up guy
Hamilton Spectator