"It's really dodgy up here" - on the microphones not working at the FOX FM beach party at Frankston (21/01/01)
"The gorilla strip-o-gram was pretty ugly!" - on the worst present that he's received (Smash Hits)
"Juan Antonio Samaranz is cool!" - on who could do the entertaining at their ultimate Christmas party (Smash Hits)
"I think for BA though, they've got a really funky name for it. It was World Traveller!" - on their not so good plane seats to the UK! (TT FM interview - 6/12/00)
"At Bankstown Town Hall, November 1989, and no we haven't come a long way since then!" - on their first ever concert! (TT FM interview - 6/12/00)
"Does your boyfriend treat you that badly?!" - his response to a girl who said that He Don't Love You reminds her of herself! (TT FM interview - 6/12/00)
