Kevin: Can Nick get any more annoying. He's makin' a fool out of himself as usual, until it's time for a picture he's all serious. What do girls see in him? I mean he farts the most, is the most frequent mastaurbator. Hmm, we've got a Rolling Stone interview coming up...
Nick: Why is Kevin looking at me like that? What's he thinking about? Maybe I should shut up. Nah, who cares about him. I gotta work this camera.
Brian: Can this get any more boring. Are they gonna make me pull out my pocket Bible? Don't think I won't 'cause I will. I wonder what my wife is doing. Man, I love her. She is so nice. Oh I should call her and check up on her and the kids..dogs. I mean dogs."
AJ: I can't believe they made me take off my sunglasses. Do they not know style here? Ooh when they are about to take a picture I'll pull 'em out and put him on real quick. Ha, see what they say after that! Why is Kevin looking at Nick like that?
Howie: I'm hungry. I think I'm gonna go visit my mom and have her cook me some Spanish food. Uh oh Kevin is looking at Nick evily. Peace-maker Howie D to the rescue!
