I'm always calm and my personality is quite rare
I carry a long silver gun and have spikey blonde hair
I have a mole on my cheek and a gold earring that glitters
But when I walk in the sun it's my long red coat that shimmers
I prefer to be alone, perhaps thats why I'm 131 without a Wife
Or it could be because every person I meet is out to take my life
I'm worth $60,000,000,000 for an accident I didn't cause
But people still try to hunt me down, just because
They think I blew up a town while I was living close by
Even though since I was born I've refused to hurt even a fly
My twin brother is the one who hates humans and enjoys taking their lives
That must be why my Mother gave him a depressing first name like "Knives."
My life is never boring, infact it's quite active
That must be why my biggest fan Laura finds me so attractive
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