~The Page~

This page is about me and the shit that I like and hate. Live with it. Or if you don't want to, then kill yourself. See what I care. Some shit has been updated. Take a look.

Welcome to Hell, I'll be your tour guide:

Rants (The only reason you came here) Updated: 05/06/05

Questions I get asked a lot.

Here are some other sites that don't blow goats:


eBaum's World
The best page in the universe
Indygear.com
Homestar Runner
Steak and Cheese
Joe Cartoon
Threebrain
Foamy!
Sick Fuck Network
Rotten.com
Frank Zappa
The Master Ladder. A must read.