My Last Wishes
When people reach the end of their lives they usually have a few things that they really want, like running around the neighborhood dressed up in a chicken suit and pretending to lay eggs on peoples lawns...... ahem, so since everyone else had their last wishes, i felt left out. so here's a list of everything that i want before i die:
- Get "Disturbed", "Avril Lavigne", and most importantly, Bekah to sing to me
- Go skydiving
- Walk on the Moon
- Go swimming in a swimming pool full of jello
- Make everyone play laser tag at my funeral
- Be buried next to my girlfriend/wife (if any) when I die, and re-bury Rocky with me (probably closed casket for him....)
- Get a license to own a pet squirrel
- Get a 6 pack and big "man-boobs"
- Drop thousands of gallons of pure sodium on a lake and watch it blow up!
- Run around in a chicken suit............
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