WILL JOEY CHOOSE BETWEEN HIS FIVE FRIENDS OR ONE GIRLFRIEND (GUEST STAR ELLE MACPHERSON)? -- Joey (Matt LeBlanc) finally has a good thing going with Janine (guest star Elle Macpherson), his shapely roommate, but he is thoroughly angered by her snobby attitude and utter contempt for Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette), Chandler (Matthew Perry) and the rest of his friends -- a righteous rage that lasts until she kisses him again. Down the hall, Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) stages an elaborate ruse to fool Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) into thinking that her cutesy new apothecary table is an antique straight from a flea market, not a knockoff from a store in the mall. David Schwimmer also stars.
ROSS AND CHANDLER ARE TWO JOUSTING JOKERS -- Ross (David Schwimmer) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) bicker over the authorship of a joke which Ross successfully submitted to Playboy while Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) fumes as she forces Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) to choose between herself and Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) to determine which of them would make the better girlfriend. Meanwhile, a cash-poor Joey (Matt LeBlanc) ponders how he would keep a low profile if he accepts an offer to become a waiter at the coffee house.
SUPERMODEL ELLE MACPHERSON GUEST-STARS AS JOEY'S NEW ROOMIE; PHOEBE'S JOGGING STYLE HAS RACHEL RUNNING FOR COVER -- A mortified Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) regrets asking Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) to jog with her when she attracts unwanted attention with her gangly and uncoordinated movements while Chandler (Matthew Perry) moves everything while cleaning the apartment he's now sharing with neatnik Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) -- but then can't remember where to put it all back. Meanwhile, Joey (Matt LeBlanc) welcomes a sexy new roommate (guest star supermodel Elle Macpherson) and eagerly counts down the hours until he can ask her out. David Schwimmer also stars.
RACHEL SEES RED, ROSS SEES WHITE -- EVERYONE SEES GUEST STAR ELLE MACPHERSON -- A blushing Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) is busted when she passes on a rumor that her boss, fashion designer Ralph Lauren, made a romantic pass at Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) in the copying room, while Joey (Matt LeBlanc) gets a macho pep talk from Chandler (Matthew Perry) on how to resist his new roommate's (guest star Elle Macpherson) girly redecoration scheme. Meanwhile, Ross (David Schwimmer) decides to bleach his own teeth and then can't wait for his blind date that night -- until he looks in the mirror and sees his new glow-in-the-dark whitened teeth. Courteney Cox Arquette also stars.
REESE WITHERSPOON ("PLEASANTVILLE," "ELECTION") GUEST-STARS -- Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) free-spending sister Jill (guest star Reese Witherspoon, "Pleasantville," "Election") arrives hoping to temporarily move in with Rachel after mooching off their forgiving father, but Jill's flirtation with Ross (David Schwimmer) has Rachel worried that romantic sparks will arc between her little sister and former boyfriend. In addition, a sickly Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) is too ill to work but has enough strength left to try to seduce Chandler (Matthew Perry), and new coffee house waiter Joey (Matt LeBlanc) uses the lure of free food to score easy dates with pretty customers. Lisa Kudrow also stars.
REESE WITHERSPOON ("PLEASANTVILLE") GUEST-STARS -- A jealous Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) forces Ross (David Schwimmer) to cancel his date with her kid sister Jill (guest star Reese Witherspoon, "Pleasantville," "Election") but makes the mistake of confessing to Jill, which only infuriates her and provides her with a challenge to frustrate her sister's wishes. Meanwhile, a stunned Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) discovers why everyone is mistaking her for a porno star, and Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) and Joey (Matt LeBlanc) are flabbergasted to learn that Chandler (Matthew Perry) hasn't been moved enough to cry about anything since he was a kid.
THE FRIENDS SEE THEMSELVES AS LIFE MIGHT HAVE BEEN; "DAYS OF OUR LIVES" STARS KRISTIAN ALFONSO AND KEVIN SPIRTAS GUEST-STAR -- All the friends ponder what might have been if each had taken a different path in life and they imagine: that a frustrated Ross (David Schwimmer) stays with his wife Carol (Jane Sibbett) and ignores her disinterest in him; a married Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) is starstruck when she meets hunky "Days of Our Lives" star Joey (Matt LeBlanc) who never lost his job as Dr. Drake Ramoray; Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) is a corporate stockbroker; and a portly Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) frets about losing her virginity while Chandler (Matthew Perry) is a struggling writer who stoops to working as Joey's lowly assistant just to make ends meet. Kevin Spirtas (as Dr. Wesley) and Kristian Alfonso (as Hope) of NBC's "Days of Our Lives" guest-star as their daytime drama characters.
IT'S GIRL TROUBLE FOR CHANDLER, DOUBLE-TROUBLE FOR JOEY AND EGO TROUBLE FOR RACHEL: Chandler (Matthew Perry) buys an anniversary gift for Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette), but when she reminds him that they promised to make their gifts themselves, he scrambles to find something that looks homemade -- and accidentally gives her a gift he was given by an ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, a cash-challenged Joey (Matt LeBlanc) hires a lookalike fellow actor to pose as his twin so he can qualify for a medical experiment, and a mechanically challenged Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) wants to prove to Ross (David Schwimmer) that she can fix a sink just as well as he can. Lisa Kudrow also stars.
CAN MONICA'S PARENTS HANDLE THE TRUTH OVER THANKSGIVING DINNER? ELLE MACPHERSON GUEST-STARS -- When Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) invites the gang and her parents (guest stars Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles) over for Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler (Matthew Perry) freaks when he discovers they don't know that he's living with their daughter. Making matters worse, Monica's parents can't stand Chandler because of a lie Ross (David Schwimmer) once told them. Meanwhile, Ross and Joey (Matt LeBlanc) plot to steal away from the dinner in time to hook up with Janine (guest star Elle Macpherson) and her hottie dancer friends, and Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) tests her puny culinary skills by concocting a repulsive dessert.
WILL ROSS LEARN HIS LESSON ABOUT DATING SAUCY STUDENT? -- Ross (David Schwimmer) flirts with danger and risks his job when he toys with dating one of his attractive students (guest star Alexandra Holden) while Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) and Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) seek shelter with Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) after Rachel's curling iron starts a fire that partially burns their apartment -- and gets them evicted. A few feet away, Joey (Matt LeBlanc) begs Chandler to ask a former female classmate (guest star Bess Meyer, "Room For Two"), who's now a famous director, to wangle an audition for him for her next film.
AS CHRISTMAS NEARS, WILL SPARKS FLY BETWEEN JOEY AND JANINE (GUEST STAR ELLE MACPHERSON)? -- When Janine (guest star Elle Macpherson) gets a gig dancing on a New Year's Eve television special, she invites Joey (Matt LeBlanc), Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) and Ross (David Schwimmer) to the advance taping -- where Joey hopes to kiss Janine at "midnight" while Monica and Ross embarrass themselves with their uncoordinated, outdated dancing. Back at home, Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) and Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) plunder Monica's apartment and other sites for an advance peek at her Christmas gifts for them while Chandler (Matthew Perry) stands by.
DUELING MONICA AND PHOEBE VIE TO FIND RACHEL A DATE MATE -- When Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) needs a date for a fashionable charity event, a determined Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) and Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) compete to see who can find the most eligible escort for her. In addition, Ross (David Schwimmer) obsesses over his new coed girlfriend's (guest star Alexandra Holden) plans to spend spring break with her hedonistic buddies on a Florida beach. Elsewhere, Joey (Matt LeBlanc) tries to con -- or shame -- each of his friends into buying him a new refrigerator to replace his busted appliance. Matthew Perry also stars.
WEDDING BELLS -- OR WEEKEND IN HELL -- FOR 'FRIENDS' IN LAS VEGAS AS SEASON PREMIERE RESUMES FROM LAST SEASON'S FINALE -- Are they or aren't they? Not even a hung-over Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) or Ross (David Schwimmer) seem to know if they are legally married as they bounce around Las Vegas while Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) desperately search the Strip for any providential sign that would indicate they are altar-bound. Meanwhile, Joey (Matt LeBlanc) convinces Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) to drive back cross-country with him in his cab -- a long, strange trip indeed.
WILL JOEY CHOOSE BETWEEN HIS FIVE FRIENDS OR ONE GIRLFRIEND (GUEST STAR ELLE MACPHERSON)? -- Joey (Matt LeBlanc) finally has a good thing going with Janine (guest star Elle Macpherson), his shapely roommate, but he is thoroughly angered by her snobby attitude and utter contempt for Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette), Chandler (Matthew Perry) and the rest of his friends -- a righteous rage that lasts until she kisses him again. Down the hall, Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) stages an elaborate ruse to fool Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) into thinking that her cutesy new apothecary table is an antique straight from a flea market, not a knockoff from a store in the mall. David Schwimmer also stars.
WILL CHANDLER BLOW JOEY'S CHANCE FOR FAME AND FORTUNE? -- Joey (Matt Le Blanc) continues to rehearse for his biggest opportunity ever when he's one of the final candidates to star in a television series as a detective who solves crimes with his robot partner -- but his chances aren't improved when Chandler (Matthew Perry) forgets to scribble down a message that his audition time has changed. Joey's ordeal prompts many memorable and bizarre flashbacks that seem to occur only to his circle of "Friends." Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow and David Schwimmer also star.
ROSS AND CHANDLER ARE TWO JOUSTING JOKERS -- Ross (David Schwimmer) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) bicker over the authorship of a joke which Ross successfully submitted to Playboy while Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) fumes as she forces Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) to choose between herself and Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) to determine which of them would make the better girlfriend. Meanwhile, a cash-poor Joey (Matt LeBlanc) ponders how he would keep a low profile if he accepts an offer to become a waiter at the coffee house.
BRUCE WILLIS GUEST-STARS AS THE FATHER OF ROSS' YOUNG GIRLFRIEND -- A nervous Ross (David Schwimmer) dreads meeting the disapproving father (guest star Bruce Willis, "Die Hard," "The Sixth Sense") of his college girlfriend (guest star Alexandra Holden) so he recruits some of his friends along to buff up his image -- but he soon is weirded out by an unexpected romantic development. Elsewhere, Joey (Matt LeBlanc) is excited about starring in a new TV series as a detective with a robot sidekick but his first encounter on set with his metalhead co-star and handler (guest star Andrew Bilgore) proves disastrous. Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry also star.
ROSS COULD "DIE HARD" WHEN HE'S CAUGHT RED-HANDED; BRUCE WILLIS GUEST-STARS -- Even though the father (guest star Bruce Willis) of his coed girlfriend (guest star Alexandra Holden) threatens to have him fired for dating one of his students, Ross (David Schwimmer) secretly heads off with her to her family's mountain cabin but dives under a couch when Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) and the dad suddenly arrive for their getaway weekend. Meanwhile, Chandler (Matthew Perry) freaks out when he accidentally learns that Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) has reserved a museum for their "wedding" when he's never proposed, and Joey (Matt LeBlanc) matches wits with a wily dry cleaner (guest star Ilia Volok) in his bumbling crusade to get his framed photo mounted alongside other celebrities in the shop. Lisa Kudrow also stars.
REESE WITHERSPOON ("PLEASANTVILLE," "ELECTION") GUEST-STARS -- Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) free-spending sister Jill (guest star Reese Witherspoon, "Pleasantville," "Election") arrives hoping to temporarily move in with Rachel after mooching off their forgiving father, but Jill's flirtation with Ross (David Schwimmer) has Rachel worried that romantic sparks will arc between her little sister and former boyfriend. In addition, a sickly Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) is too ill to work but has enough strength left to try to seduce Chandler (Matthew Perry), and new coffee house waiter Joey (Matt LeBlanc) uses the lure of free food to score easy dates with pretty customers. Lisa Kudrow also stars.
WILL CHANDLER BUY A SPECIAL RING? BRUCE WILLIS GUEST-STARS -- Chandler (Matthew Perry) takes a chance when he secretly asks Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) to help him choose a special ring, but she is too distracted at the jewelry store to help him at his moment of need. Elsewhere, Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) regrets urging her new beau, Paul (guest star Bruce Willis), to express his feelings, prompting him to gush with tortured memories, while Ross (David Schwimmer) and Joey (Matt LeBlanc) fret over having hurt Chandler's feelings by not asking him to a basketball game. Courteney Cox Arquette also stars.
REESE WITHERSPOON ("PLEASANTVILLE") GUEST-STARS -- A jealous Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) forces Ross (David Schwimmer) to cancel his date with her kid sister Jill (guest star Reese Witherspoon, "Pleasantville," "Election") but makes the mistake of confessing to Jill, which only infuriates her and provides her with a challenge to frustrate her sister's wishes. Meanwhile, a stunned Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) discovers why everyone is mistaking her for a porno star, and Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) and Joey (Matt LeBlanc) are flabbergasted to learn that Chandler (Matthew Perry) hasn't been moved enough to cry about anything since he was a kid.
CHANDLER PROPOSES TO MONICA; TOM SELLECK GUEST-STARS -- Guest star Tom Selleck reprises his role of Richard, Monica's (Courteney Cox Arquette) handsome former boyfriend, when he accidentally encounters his old flame along with her nervous, tongue-tied beau, Chandler (Matthew Perry), at a romantic restaurant. Elsewhere, Ross (David Schwimmer) finally wonders if his water balloon-tossing, college girlfriend (guest star Alexandra Holden) might be a little too immature for him, and an unsuspecting Joey (Matt LeBlanc) successfully bids for an expensive sailboat at a high-priced auction. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow also star.
WILL RACHEL USE FRIENDLY PERSUASION TO BACK OUT OF MARRIAGE? -- An irate Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) wants a contrite Ross (David Schwimmer) to admit that he's mentally unstable in order to convince a judge (guest star Conchata Ferrell) to grant them a marriage annulment while Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) recruits some of the gang to babysit her triplets -- one of whom proves to be habitually foul-tempered. Meanwhile, Joey (Matt LeBlanc) finds a set of keys to a Porsche and enjoys the newfound adulation and improved status -- until the owner shows up. Courteney Cox Arquette and Matthew Perry also star.
RACHEL AND CHANDLER MOVE OUT; DAVID SCHWIMMER DIRECTS -- As Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) helps Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) pack up to move in with Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow), the old roommates merrily recall their time together. But their trip down memory lane takes a rocky detour when they hurl barbs back and forth over each other's laughable habits and quirks. In another apartment, Chandler (Matthew Perry) also bids goodbye to a cash-poor Joey (Matt LeBlanc), but he gallantly decides to pad his longtime roomie's bank account by betting and deliberately losing to him in various games. David Schwimmer, who directs a "Friends" episode for the first time, also stars.
sorry guys...i haven't done all of them yet...it takes a long time...but they'll be here soon. enjoy the memories!!
