You Know You're Bananas For Harry When:
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- You call you teachers: Professor McGonagall, Professor Dumbledore, Snape, etc.
- You wait by the mailbox on your eleventh birthday.
- You buy an owl and lose it when you try to send a letter to a friend.
- You call your enemies Malfoy and they know you mean something bad.
- You have a HP fan site [guilty as charged : - )]
- You draw a lightning shaped scar on your forehead.
- You ride around on your mothers brom.
- You refuse to believe Voldermort is dead.
- You look people straight into their eyes and tell them you are J.K. Rowling.
- You tell people you are Harry Potter (or any other HP charater) in disguise.
- You don't like saying Voldermort's name.
- Instead you refer to him as You-Know-Who or He-Who Must-Not-Be-Named
- You tell people you were in the HP movie even if you weren't.
- Then give then your autograph.
- You die your hair jet-black and insist you are Daniel Radcliffe.
- You start wearing your hair as frizzy as you can.
- You are afraid for anyone who says Voldemort name outloud.
- You buy a frog and insist that you keep losing it.
- You buy a rat and demand it reveal it's true identity.
- You mutter Wingardium Leviosa and point a stick at the TV controler whenever you don't want to get up.
- You point a stick at your dog and say:
Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat dog yellow.
in hopes that it will work for you.
- You go to King's Cross and walk right smack into the barrier between platform nine and ten.
- Then insist that Dobby has put a curse on the barrier so you can't get onto the platform.
- You can name every person (character) at Hogwarts.
- You insist that you had a dream and your scar hurt.
- You insist that you know exactly where Hogwarts is located, because you are one of the founder's decendants and they left you a blueprint and a map.
- You can name every spell by heart.
- You have read this entire list
- Then want to contribute to it.