Episode Guide
"The Nightmare Begins" (Episode 1):
- Zim returns to Conventia after "quitting" banishment on Foodcourtia.
- Zim asks the All Mighty Tallests to give him another chance at being an invader.
- The All Mighty Tallest give Zim a sandwich.
- Zim is persistant. He wants to be a part of Operation Doom 2!
- The All Mighty Tallest decide to send him to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.
- Zim gets his very own SIR robot. . . built from grade A trash. His name is GIR.
- Zim leaves Conventia to invade the "mysteroius planet".
- Zim finds Earth and sets up house.
- Zim goes to school and meets Dib, who realizes he's an alien.
- Zim believes the day went well. ^_^
"Bestest Friend" (Episode 2a):
- Zim tries to hide him alien identity by making friends with his classmates.
- After some tests, Zim decides on Keef as his new friend.
- Keef becomes annoying and obsessive, Zim wants out!
- Zim tries to get rid of Keef any way he can.
"NanoZim" (Episode 2b):
- Dib sneaks into Zim's house and gets a photo of him without his disguise.
- Zim decides the best thing to do would be to erase Dib's memory.
- Zim gets into Dib's body and goes on his mission to make Dib's brain "less smart".
- Dib needs help! Gaz to the rescue with her game playing skill.
- Zim and Gaz fight indside Dib's body.
"Parent Teach Night" (Episode 3a):
- It's parent teacher night at skool! How will Zim pass himself and his "parents" off
as human?
- Zim programs him "parents" to be socially acceptable.
- GIR, being the helpful robot he is, fed the parents the wrong information.
- And the rest is River Dance history. ^_^
"Walk of Doom" (Episode 3b):
- Zim and GIR go to the city and get lost.
- Zim asks GIR to take themn home using his upgraded directional chip.
- GIR unfortunately left the chip at home in preference to carrying tuna.
- Zim desperately tries to get home using everything from the sun to a human bus.
"Germs" (Episode 4a):
- Zim hears that aliens were killed off by germs.
- Zim goes on a cleaning frenzy, trying to sanitize everything.
- Zim dons a "germ proof" suit.
- GIR just won't let things stay clean. For everything Zim cleans, GIR dirties two
or more.
"Dark Harvest" (Episode 4b):
- Zim sonehow manages to get a pigeon in his hair.
- Ms. Bitters sends him to the nurse to get it taken care of.
- Dib comments that the nurse will notice Zim doesn't have human organs.
He WILL be exposed!
- Zim, afraid for his cover, "borrows" organs from kids as he makes his way to
the nurse's office.
- Zim makes sure to replace what he has taken with. . .various items.
- Dib is thought to be a mooing freak of nature.
"Attack of the Saucer Morons" (Episode 5a):
- Zim is out flying at night and finds the humans defensive technolgies to be
PATHETIC!
- Zim's ship is then brought down by an evil little bee.
- Zim vows that once the humans are taken care of, the bees are next on his kill list!
- Unable to contact GIR, Zim leaves his downed ship and runs home for a tow
vehicle.
- Disguising his tow ship as a pig, Zim goes back to his ship.
- A UFO cult has found Zim's ship and has it on display!
- Zim is exposed as an ALIEN!
- GIR to the rescue, sort of.
- GIR is thought to be a government android, the chase is on.
- Zim and GIR try to fly the pig home, but another bee downs his pig.
"The Wettening" (Episode 5b):
- It's raining outside, something Zim has never seen.
- After a tenative test, Zim finds out that the water burns his skin.
- Dib thinks this is great!
- Dib tries to splash Zim at every turn, and brings out "water baloon technology".
- Zim retaliates with a protective layer of paste and some water balloon techonology
of his own.
- Thus, Dib is defeated! . . . for now.
"Career Day" (Episode 6a):
- The kids at skool tell about what they want to be when they grow up.
- Zim wants to be lord of all humans, Dib wants to be a paranormal investigator.
- After a short ink-blot test it is learned that nearly no one is "acceptable" for the jobs
they thought they would be.
- Dib gets what he wants, Zim is aggigned to fast food preparation.
- Each student is paired with an adult in their field to work with for a day.
- Zim wants to rule McMeaties in order to rule the world.
- Dib finds out his paranormal investigator adult is a complete idiot.
- Zim molts while on the job and is fired.
- Amazingly, no one suspects he is alien, even after all THAT!
"Battle Dib" (Episode 6b):
- Zim is given an opportunity to share his findings on Zim with the "Swollen Eyeball
Society", but needs a permission slip signed by his dad first.
- He leaves for his dad's studio after stealing Gaz's pizza.
- Dib learns, after some shock treatment, that he needs to pass some tests to get in
to see his dad.
- Gaz tries to make sure he fails no matter what.
- Dib fails the second test, but gets the slip signed anyway.
- At the meeting, Dib finds he forgot his "proof" outside his dad's studio. Oops. . .
"A Room with a Moose" (Episode 7a):
- Zim sits in his control room, watching videos of all the bad things his skool mates
have done to him, especially Dib.
- Zim begins to plot sweet revenge.
- GIR, the new skool announcer, says there's a mandatory field trip. Dib
knows Zim
is up to something.
- On the bus, no one wants to sit near Dib. Poor rejected Dib. . .
- Dib tells everyone he thinks something is very wrong. Ofcourse no one listens.
- Zim goes home, onto GIR's favorite phase. . .2!
- Zim lets Dib in on his trap while GIR tells the world that he's a walnut.
- Zim zaps everyone through a wormhole, on the way to a room WITH A MOOSE!
- Dib is at first unafraid, then he is shown the WALNUT! He's scared now. . .
- After a short debate with himself, he decides to rescue himself. Unfortunately, that
means rescueing all the unworthy scum on the bus. And believe me, they are
partucularly unworthy today.
- Weight shifting through "uncoolness" saves the day! (I feel sorry for Dib ::sniffles::)
"Hamstergeddon" (Episode 7b):
- Ms. Bitters unveils Pee Pi, the class hamster. Zim immediately realizes the
potential of world domination.
- Zim puts a device on the hamster's back and waits for
it to fall into place.
- Pee Pi is ahead of schedule. Zim wants him to GROW!
- Pee Pi is out of control! Time to join forces with Dib. (Amazing!)
- After some massive Godzilla-like destruction, Zim realizes he must
get rid of the hamster.
- Zim gets shot down and Dib ponders helping him or not. Before he decides
Zim is back in the battle.
- Pee Pi is sent into outerspace. Well, actually he ends up in down town.
Same difference. ^_^
"Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain" (Episode 8a):
- Zim contacts the Tallest and realizes his security is not good.
- GIR wants tacos!
- GIR ends up in Zim's house brain and HE CAN'T GET OUT!
- After a year of GIR annoyance, GIR decides to go out for TACOS!
- So Zim's house takes a trip to Krazy Taco! (Poor humor in my opinion,
watch and see. . .).
- After some Taco bribery, GIR returns to his own body.
- Personally I thought this was the WORST episode EVER! What HAPPENED to the
GREAT Zim episodes? I feel gypped!!
"Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy"(Episode 8b):
- Dr. Membrane explains Time Travel, and Zim creates a time machine.
- Zim wants Dib to be killed at age 3 by a hunter destroyer he has, but
he can't send it through.
- In a tantrum, he throws a rubber pig through, making Dib have a very bad
accident.
- Dib loses a hand in a tricycle accident. Pig Strike 1.
- Zim sends another Pig through, much to GIR's dismay.
- Dib tries to hover into space, and the pig strikes again! Pig Strike 2.
- Now Dib has a respirator and a lot less teeth. After several more accidents
Dib is almost completely harmless.
- Dib realizes Zim is behind all the piggies!
- Another accident crushes Dib, BUT Dr. Membrane brings him back, with extras!
- Zim is in deep yogurt, Dib wants REVENGE!
- Zim sends himself a message through the last piggie. It's unfortunate that
the pig replaces his brain.
- All is well once more. Thank goodness. I would DIE without Dib. . .
