This is my parody to the *NSYNC song "Pop". I would like you to know that I have much respect for cleaning ladies, and what they do, and I'm sure they're paid dearly. But for some reason, they always make me think of poor people. I think it's 'cause I used to know this poor lady who lived with a cleaning lady. Anyhow, this is the song of a poor cleaning lady, as if she were singing it. I appropriatley titled it,Dirty Mop
Or The Song of a Cleaning Lady
Dirty mop
"Yo, be clean"
Sick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about
What's the deal with this gray floor
And when can you get the dirt out?
The thing you've got to realize
Is that we need all the money you spend
We've go the gift of Mr. Clean
We're gonna scrub it till the end
C'mon, now
It' doesn't matter
'Bout the cart I push or the rag around my neck
All that matters
Is that I deserve a little more respect
It doesn't matter
'Bout the clothes I wear and where I go and why
All that matters
Is that your house gets cleaned
And I'll do it for ya every time
Did you ever wonder why
Your floor doesn't seem dry
You step on it and slide
Feel it when you're
Sliding in your socks
And you just can't seem to stop
And onto your face you flop
This must be
Mop!
Dirty mop
Into the bucket it drops
I know you like this dirty mop
This must be...
Now, why you wanna try to classify
The type of thing we do?
'Cause we're just fine doin' what we hate
Can we say the same for you?
I'm tired of seein' all around me
Things that should be cleaned
But you've got dough and I want mine
So I'll do anything
It doesn't matter
'Bout your happy life
Or the ice around your neck
All that matters
Is that you recognize that I need my cash or check
It doesn't matter
'Bout the broom I use
Or that I still use lye
All that matters
Is that I have a lot
Of nifty cleaning supplies
C'moooon...
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Oohooooo...
"Man, I'm tired of cleaning."
Dirty mop
"Be Clean."
Dirty, dirty, dirty MOP!
Dirty mop-op-op
Did you ever wonder, wonder, wonder, won-
CHORUS till end
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