 You. | So how do you account for misspelling Quistis' name for the past four months? |
 Darth Sidious |
*whisperwhisper* |
 Chop Chop Master Onion |
There are no misspellings here. |
Darth Sidious |
*whisperwhisperwhisper* |
Chop Chop Master Onion |
Move along. |
 Quistis Trepe |
It's about time someone noticed that. While we're at it, why do I still have such a giant icon? |
Darth Sidious |
Well... Ahhh... No you don't. *waves hand* *whisperwhisper* |
Quistis Trepe |
I do too. And don't try those mind tricks on me. FF8 was a Jedi-free game. |
 Smudge |
My mistake. Happy now? |
 Quistis Trepe |
Much. Thank you. |
Smudge Well, November's over. Time for a new seasonal Answerer. |
| Yay! I survived another year! |  Tom the Turkey |
 Denis Leary |
The year ain't over yet, bird. |
Smudge |
At any rate... Anyone care to guess December's seasonal temp? |
 Jay |
Well shit, G. That's easy. It's fuckin' Santa, right? That motherfucker's alright in my book. |
Smudge |
Nah, that's too obvious. Nope. This month we're equal opportunity employers. Say hello to... |
 The Hannukah Bunny |
Shalom |
You. | Ooooookay..... Where the hell did that thing come from? |
 Koch |
The Hannukah Bunny has always been here. |
You. |
Rrrrrrriiiiiiiight.... Well I never heard of him. I'm Jewish, too. |
The Hannukah Bunny |
Oy vay! What kind of goyim raised you? Never heard of the Hannukah Bunny... Meshugah.... |
You. | I've decided to write a fanfic for the Nickatron. No real reason, just bored. Hell. There's Minesweeper slash out there... Think I'll make it Emmit and Smudge. |
 Emmit |
Smudge |
Emmit |
Smudge |
Emmit |
| Please reconsider FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RECONSIDER! | Smudge |
Emmit | GHEEEEE!! |
| Back way the hell off, freak. | Smudge |
 Power Ajax | Read the subject. |
 Pierre |
Ho-ho! Zee mystery of ze opposite sex ... She ez a riddle... |
 Wuz Wuz |
*giggles* Well Golly, Pierre! That wasn't much help! |
| Cheese and crackers! Wuz Wuz is right. |  Puffy |
Pierre | I was getting to it, mes amis. |
Pierre |
Ze weemon... Zey all want ze one thing... |
 Mister Rogers |
Emmit | |
Pierre |
You people sicken me! I was going to say les bon bons. |
Mister Rogers | Yeah, but they also like big-- |
 Cozy |
--Cuddly bears, right? |
Mister Rogers | In a manner of speaking... |
Subject:
Alright then, what do MEN want?
You. | This ought to be enlightening. |
Denis Leary |
Breasts. And lots of 'em. |
Smudge |
Well I don't know about that, really... |
| No one asked you. You're not a man. You're some sort of levitating green thing. | Denis Leary |
Smudge |
This much is true, yes. |
Subject:
what do levitating
green things want
You. | whoah. busy night. okay mr mod say your piece- what do levitating green things want? |
Smudge |
Oh? Well.. Ahh... I don't really know. |
Smudge |
I guess what I want most is a girl who can tolerate my insane optimisim and idealism. Someone who I can connect with on a deeper level. Beauty fades, you know, but a friend lasts forever. I suppose I want someone to be as loyal to me as I would be to her. |
Darth Sidious | |
Darth Sidious | |
Darth Sidious | |
You. |
wow. that was actually serious... (what smudge said not what darth said. bad darth) |
Darth Sidious | I'm evil. It's what I do. |
Smudge |
Well fair is fair. You asked, after all. If you want we could do some slapstick or something... |
 White Mage | Say, Fighter, where are you going with all those blunt heavy objects? |
 Fighter |
*whistles innocently* Gee! I sure hope no evil-doer comes and trips me... |
TRIP! |  Black Mage |
 Fighter | Oops! *drops load* Oops!! |
Smudge | Happy? Good. |
