This section was made so everyone could tell whether or not they were a true blue jackass.
You are a jackass if:
10) You have deliberately fallen off of bridges.
9) You are known as Clumsy at your local fast-food resturaunt.
8) You are banned from your local beach.
7) You have a collection of shopping carts in your backyard.
6) Every time you see your dad he runs for cover.
5) You own more than 6 whoopie cushions.
4) You are not allowed in any of the city's karate classes.
3) You can eat 39 hard-boiled eggs in an hour.
2) You have a collection of huge clothes mixed in a pile with pillows. (FAT suit)
1) You know 2 different uses for a dildo.
